I don't know about you but who ever used to post those "jokes of the day" has been slacking a bit. That stuff was funny and it always made my day go by faster!!!

 

So this magician was driving down the road, and he turned into a driveway.

 

Ok, there were these two cannibals eating a clown, one turned to the other and asked "does this taste funny to you?"

Did you hear about the cannibal that "passed" his neighbor in the woods? (get it?..passed his neighbor in the woods?)


Two cannibals were sitting around a camp fire eating a bowl of stew one says to the other "boy your wife sure makes good stew" and the other says "yeah but I'm sure going to miss her".

How's that for a "joke of the day" fix?