USC and Texas Joke
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USC and Texas Joke Three students, a student from Tennessee, a student from USC, and a student from TEXAS are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give you each one wish, thats three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Tennessee student says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Tennessee."
With a blink of the Genies eye, "FOOM," the land in Tennessee was forever made fertile for farming.
The USC student was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around the University of Southern California, so that nobody from out of state can come into our precious school."
Again, with the blink of the Genies eye,"POOF," there was a huge wall around USC.
The TEXAS student says, "Im very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it is about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the University of Southern California. Nothing can get in or out."
The TEXAS student says, "Fill it with water."
GO TEXAS GO!!
"I will give you each one wish, thats three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Tennessee student says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Tennessee."
With a blink of the Genies eye, "FOOM," the land in Tennessee was forever made fertile for farming.
The USC student was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around the University of Southern California, so that nobody from out of state can come into our precious school."
Again, with the blink of the Genies eye,"POOF," there was a huge wall around USC.
The TEXAS student says, "Im very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it is about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the University of Southern California. Nothing can get in or out."
The TEXAS student says, "Fill it with water."
GO TEXAS GO!!
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Originally Posted by | Powered by Satan |
this post was not needed... time for you to go post in your aTm bowl thread.... oh wait ... 
good joke!
good joke!
don't think they will see a bowl anytime soon either. I would like to thank Fran for hiring Darnell.
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Well…..that’s a lot of smack from someone with a declining program.
I was going to hold off, but since you UT smack talkers enticed me:
1) Vince Young losing the Heisman in a landslide and subsequent pouting
afterwards---> http://tinypic.com/iolqhy.jpg
2) #2 Longhorn basketball team getting bitchslapped by Duke 97-66
3) UT players being investigated for assault and burglary
---> http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/3530657.html
I smell a declining program. I wouldn’t be abit surprised to see you guys on probation next year.
Your better enjoy your 15 minutes of fame because it’s getting ready to end!!!!
I can’t wait to see you dumbasses get your *** kicked in the Rose Bowl.
I was going to hold off, but since you UT smack talkers enticed me:
1) Vince Young losing the Heisman in a landslide and subsequent pouting
afterwards---> http://tinypic.com/iolqhy.jpg
2) #2 Longhorn basketball team getting bitchslapped by Duke 97-66
3) UT players being investigated for assault and burglary
---> http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/3530657.html
I smell a declining program. I wouldn’t be abit surprised to see you guys on probation next year.
Your better enjoy your 15 minutes of fame because it’s getting ready to end!!!!
I can’t wait to see you dumbasses get your *** kicked in the Rose Bowl.
Originally Posted by USC_ROCKS
Well…..that’s a lot of smack from someone with a declining program.
I was going to hold off, but since you UT smack talkers enticed me:
1) Vince Young losing the Heisman in a landslide and subsequent pouting
afterwards---> http://tinypic.com/iolqhy.jpg
2) #2 Longhorn basketball team getting bitchslapped by Duke 97-66
3) UT players being investigated for assault and burglary
---> http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/3530657.html
I smell a declining program. I wouldn’t be abit surprised to see you guys on probation next year.
Your better enjoy your 15 minutes of fame because it’s getting ready to end!!!!
I can’t wait to see you dumbasses get your *** kicked in the Rose Bowl.
I was going to hold off, but since you UT smack talkers enticed me:
1) Vince Young losing the Heisman in a landslide and subsequent pouting
afterwards---> http://tinypic.com/iolqhy.jpg
2) #2 Longhorn basketball team getting bitchslapped by Duke 97-66
3) UT players being investigated for assault and burglary
---> http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/3530657.html
I smell a declining program. I wouldn’t be abit surprised to see you guys on probation next year.
Your better enjoy your 15 minutes of fame because it’s getting ready to end!!!!
I can’t wait to see you dumbasses get your *** kicked in the Rose Bowl.
How about the #1 athletic program in the nation USC dude! Nice first post BTW. 
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Originally Posted by mmiller
Program in decline?? How about the #1 athletic program in the nation USC dude! Nice first post BTW.
How about the #1 athletic program in the nation USC dude! Nice first post BTW. What ranking are you using? The Delusional Longhorn Ranking System?
You guys crack me up...
My condolences in advance on your Rose Bowl loss....
Looks like you'll have to wait another 35 years for a national title
Originally Posted by l Powered by Hellraiser l
put some money on that 17 point spread then let's see you run your mouth.
let me know how much.
let me know how much.
I'll place a bet you for that roto-tiller in your sig.
The mouth still runs...
Originally Posted by USC_ROCKS
What ranking are you using? The Delusional Longhorn Ranking System?
You guys crack me up...
My condolences in advance on your Rose Bowl loss....
Looks like you'll have to wait another 35 years for a national title
You guys crack me up...
My condolences in advance on your Rose Bowl loss....
Looks like you'll have to wait another 35 years for a national title
If you collectively take the three major sports, football, basketball and baseball, (I guess you could throw in the major womens sports if you wanted - basketball and softball) Texas is hands down the best in the nation.
Football: #2 ranking
Basketball: top ten
Baseball: national champs
You cannot name me a school that is better collectively!
I get a chuckle out of the USC backers and their cockyness and lack of regard for Texas.
Some of the Trojan fans think that this game is going to be like the OU game was last year. Better rethink that guys. All of this talk about Carroll and him having 4 weeks to prepare blah, blah, blah. SC has one shared and one outright national title under PC, which is very impresseive.
However, Mack Brown and Greg Davis have completely done an about face with the Longhorn offense over the last year and a half and have really loosened up compared to their previous mindset and the Texas "O" has thrived, and will definitely score quite a few points on the Trojan D.
Give Gene Chizik 4 weeks to scheme and gameplan the Texas D against "the best offense in the history of the NCAA" and watch what will happen. SC won't come close to their 50 point average against Texas. Mark this down. VY is chapped to the core over the lopsided Heisman voting and will be a man on a mission in the Rose Bowl and will be looking to prove a point. When he has that mindset I pity the other team. Texas will beat USC straight up on Jan. 4 and claim their 4th national title!
Hook'em!
Exactly why did you register here? Was it just to talk smack in the Texas section about the national championship game? If so, you're going to have a short lifespan around here bud.
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Originally Posted by mmiller
If you collectively take the three major sports, football, basketball and baseball, (I guess you could throw in the major womens sports if you wanted - basketball and softball) Texas is hands down the best in the nation.
Football: #2 ranking
Basketball: top ten
Baseball: national champs
You cannot name me a school that is better collectively!
I'd be careful if I were you if you think USC is going to have an automatic win over Texas in the Rose Bowl. Give Chizik a month to devise a defensive gameplan against the "best offense in the history of college football" and we'll see what happens. SC hasn't played a team the caliber of Texas and will realize it shortly after kickoff. Texas will beat USC and claim their fourth national championship!
Exactly why did you register here? Was it just to talk smack in the Texas section about the national championship game? If so, you're going to have a short lifespan around here bud.
Football: #2 ranking
Basketball: top ten
Baseball: national champs
You cannot name me a school that is better collectively!
I'd be careful if I were you if you think USC is going to have an automatic win over Texas in the Rose Bowl. Give Chizik a month to devise a defensive gameplan against the "best offense in the history of college football" and we'll see what happens. SC hasn't played a team the caliber of Texas and will realize it shortly after kickoff. Texas will beat USC and claim their fourth national championship!
Exactly why did you register here? Was it just to talk smack in the Texas section about the national championship game? If so, you're going to have a short lifespan around here bud.
What about Notre Dame? That wasn't a 'caliber' team? I'll bet even Notre Dame could bitch slap Texas at this point. I have a hard time having any respect for a team that was Oklahoma's bitch for 5 years in a row.
You just keep your "Rose" colored glasses on and start thinking of excuses on why you got beat NOW.
Go ahead and ban me, I'll just re-register.
First off, no one on the Texas team has been indicted or arrested and it wasn't anyone on the OL genius. Get your facts straight Trojan boy. Lets let the facts come out first before anyone is convicted publicly.
ND plays defense, lol? SC was damn lucky to win that game and you know it.
If I decide to ban you and you "re-register" you won't win that war. Trust me.
Get your facts straight Trojan boy. Lets let the facts come out first before anyone is convicted publicly.ND plays defense, lol? SC was damn lucky to win that game and you know it.
If I decide to ban you and you "re-register" you won't win that war. Trust me.