Old Rooster vs Young Rooster
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Old Rooster vs Young Rooster Better watch it when you mess with an old rooster 
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A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
"OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have
the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking
over."
"The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you
around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the
entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
rooster take s off running after him.
They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has
closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and
gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
when he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer
grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The
farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darn.....third gay rooster I
bought this month."
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A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
"OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have
the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking
over."
"The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you
around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the
entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
rooster take s off running after him.
They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has
closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and
gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
when he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer
grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The
farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darn.....third gay rooster I
bought this month."
