It's a long shot, but I was gonna go to the mall to have a drink and look at some ***** buyin' Christmas gifts. There's an Israeli girl that sells neck warmers there I wanna talk to as well. After the alternator/power steering fiasco, and room mate getting his car stolen, I wanna get out of the house and off my ***. Anyone bored enough?

 

That's the weirdest post I've read in quite some time.

 

I'd go but gf has me on lockdown. Finals week

 

You should expect nothing less from me.

 

Studying for a final in Public Admin, after Monday I would be down to shoot the ****, we'll be doing a Walbro install on the ol LT1 if you wanna tag alone and drink some beers.

 

Bring her, too. Does she have a hot friend? Buy her something nice, she'll forget about finals week. Multitasking is not a woman's strong suit.

 

If I knew where you were, then yes. I'm all about turning wrenches. Going home on the 14th though, and won't be back til after New Year.

 

I already bought her something nice for christmas, I'm broke now. If you want jailbait, I'll bring her friends.

 

I'd rather not go to jail, because along with the inability to multitask, they also lack the ability to keep their collective mouths shut, lol.

Tell her you'll buy her something, then forget to buy her something. Always worked for me.

 

Nah I wanna keep this one

 

...Which is why you want to go to The Galleria to pick up chicks

 

Ooooh, I get it. Well, guess there's no swaying you! Good luck on the finals!

I'm gonna hop in the shower. Prostitutes don't like the smell of power steering fluid.

 

They're already in the shopping mood, I might could even con one into buying me a neck warmer from the Israeli chick. Wouldn't that be the cat's ***?

 

I just gave mine something else now that worked fine!


Thomas

 

 

I try not to spend money on a girl if I can help it. Unless you're talking about sexual intercourse.

Edit: That came out bad. It makes it look like I actually PAY for the sex.

 

Repeat for previous post

 

You've got it all wrong, I don't pick up chicks at the Galleria. I pick up chicks on Myspace. I just look at *** at the galleria.

 

Always


Thomas

 

Myspace is the devil.