so my buddy drops me off at my house last night and the first thing i notice once i get close to the front door is a ******* MASSIVE pile of puke right in front of the front door. i was like WTF? its late so i spray it and scrub and clean it up all nice so my parents dont have to then go to sleep.

Then i come out to my car this morning to go to work and there is the same ******* puke on my SS hood, down my fenders, headlights and bumper. Mother *******.

i swear if i find out who did this.....

 

I have cameras around my house.. I would definitely know who did it.

 

Its time for an *** whoopin!

 

thats is fucked up,whay part of katy you live in

 

that is ****** disgusting. ppl are fucked up these days.

 

any chicks around you have anorexia or bulimia?

 

i also have cameras




looks like you have a hater time for some *** kicking

 

x2 on the *** kicking

It's not cool to disrespect someone's house and car, especially if it's an F-body!

 

x3 here **** I will even help you

Dam hater's

 

i live around the taylor high school area, you?

negative ghost rider, i will be checking to make sure they completely digest all of their food tho, just to play it safe


you guys are smart. how expensive is it to get something like that up and running?

and yes it is time for some *** whooping, i just gotta find out who's *** needs the whoopin lemme tell ya ima bust a chuck liddell on his/her/its ***. ****** jabroni! [/people's eyebrow]

 

who would vomit on someones hood to get back at someone...sounds like too much work to do.

 

Yeah I had some peckerwood ******* hit my car with his Silverado door at Gamestop the other day while I was in the car on the phone. He didn't see or wasn't paying attention and it hit my car, he leaned back over and I kinda raised my voice as he walked away and said, "Hey!" No response. I honk my horn, he turns around and smiles, comes up to the passenger side and knelt down and goes, "Did you honk at me?" I go, "Yeah, you just hit my car with your door man." He goes, "Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't looking. I go, "Then you walked away with a little smerk on your face....what was that about?" He goes, ::all smartass like:: "There was no smerk." ::which there was:: He then gets up and walks off. I yell out, "Yeah man, no problem, ******* ******." as he is walkiing away and into the store with no response.

Needless to say if I run into him again, I will make a big scene, **** him off like he was starting to get mad the first time, have him take a swipe at me, kick his ***, and have him hauled off to jail for my troubles. He almost got it that morning, but I kept my cool, .

 

And ppl wonder why I keep a hammer in my car. You hit my car I hit yours... I will probably do more damage tho. Anyhow thats fucked up!!!

 

Some people have a well defined deathwish..

 

Get an automatic paintball gun with you, setup at least a motion sensor outside, and go outside and blast away when that bitch trips.

Or, rig up a sentinel with the paintball gun.

 

Yea, painballs F'n suck! I had about 3 hit me one time right on the collar bone, and one on the bicep that broke the skin through some thick *** coveralls and 2 shirts. He had his pressure cranked up too friggin high for our close quarters situations. Mine set on full auto will spit out enough paint to ruin somebodys week

 

FCKIN ********! thats just gross!

 

dude, jason, someone puked on your car at your house? wow. that's just.. wow.

When are you headed back to the room? Ima be there sunday morning. Bring some airfreshener for the bathroom lol

 

I'm sorry, I just cracking up when I read your post...that is freaking hilarious!! It's disgusting and sucks for you...but freaking funny nonetheless.

 

LMAO thats a good idea


im go buy me a hammer