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Management Lesson #1
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Management Lesson #1 Johnny met this girl at his office.
He really wants to have sex with her, but she was another guys girlfriend. One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he approached the girl and said "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you".
The girl said "no".
Johnny promised, "I'll be really fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you just bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
The girl thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult with her boyfriend.
Being the smarter of the two, the boyfriend said, "ask him for $200 and then pick up the money very fast.
He'll never even be able to get his pants undone."
So, she agrees to Johnny's proposal.
They meet at the appointed time, and after about 30 minutes goes by;, the boyfriend is getting worried.
Finally after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls her on her cell phone and asks what happened.
She says, "That bastard used Quarters!"
Management Lesson #1: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
He really wants to have sex with her, but she was another guys girlfriend. One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he approached the girl and said "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you".
The girl said "no".
Johnny promised, "I'll be really fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you just bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
The girl thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult with her boyfriend.
Being the smarter of the two, the boyfriend said, "ask him for $200 and then pick up the money very fast.
He'll never even be able to get his pants undone."
So, she agrees to Johnny's proposal.
They meet at the appointed time, and after about 30 minutes goes by;, the boyfriend is getting worried.
Finally after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls her on her cell phone and asks what happened.
She says, "That bastard used Quarters!"
Management Lesson #1: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
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