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Old 02-15-2007, 09:53 PM
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Talking The Pefect Day...

The Perfect Day - Her

8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

The Perfect Day - Him

6:45 Alarm.
7:00 Shower and massage.
7:30 *******.
7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section.
8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys.
8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens.
12:30 *******.
12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini.
3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six Heinekens, nap.
6:15 *******.
6:30 Lear Jet return flight, total body massage in transit.
7:30 ****, shower, shave.
8:00 Watch CNN Live coverage of Hillary Clinton and Al Gore sex scandal (which involves graphic pictures and large farm animals).
9:00 Dinner at Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20 oz. Filet mignons (rare), Gorgonzola salad, Fettucini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963 (magnum) creme brute, Louis XII Cognac, Cohiba Lancero
10:30 Sex with 3 women, all from different countries
11:30 Whirlpool, steam and massage. Women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave. Midnight *******. Sleep
Old 02-15-2007, 10:35 PM
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Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!
Old 02-15-2007, 11:14 PM
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hell ya
Old 02-15-2007, 11:41 PM
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Ive seen something like this b4! But still funny!
Old 02-15-2007, 11:46 PM
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Hell....just 3 ******** a day would work...and beer+food.
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Originally Posted by lt197formula
The Perfect Day - Him

7:30 *******.
12:30 *******.
6:15 *******.
10:30 Sex with 3 women, all from different countries
11:30 Midnight *******
I got rid of all the unimportant stuff for ya
Old 02-16-2007, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Adam98Z
I got rid of all the unimportant stuff for ya
There ya go lol!!!!
Old 02-16-2007, 09:24 AM
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haha..
Old 02-16-2007, 09:50 AM
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This is unrealistic ....















no woman can only shop for 1 hour and 15 minutes
Old 02-16-2007, 10:01 AM
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Wow That Guy Sure Does Live The Highlife.......im Soo Jealous
Old 02-16-2007, 11:11 AM
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lmao, but its the truth!
Old 02-16-2007, 11:48 AM
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I dont really care for Hieneken though...
Old 02-16-2007, 01:09 PM
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Old 02-16-2007, 01:16 PM
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Maybe if you stretched "His" list over a year it would be more accurate .
Old 02-16-2007, 01:25 PM
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retirment must be really nice. Guess Im gonna have to work my *** off this year.
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Now thats a nice day.
Old 02-16-2007, 02:54 PM
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that would be a perfect day.
Old 02-16-2007, 02:57 PM
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my day has been amazing so far. well its been normal except for my boss telling me I can take the Ford GT for a day.
Old 02-16-2007, 03:47 PM
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Dude, you're already behind by 2 ********, 3 beers, and a few martini's. Down the drinks, get in that GT, pick up the ex and start catching up.
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theres plenty more time left today for all that




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