Unexpected Laff Stop Experience.....
Unexpected Laff Stop Experience..... My girlfriend and I were a little bored Sat night so we got some tickets to laffstop and took off to find the new location. We arrived a little early and the headline comic was still going through his routine. I asked the bartender if he knew of a pub we could walk to and have a few beers so we wouldn't overhear the routine. His reply: "Go downstairs there is a little bar there but we always go there...." Hmmmm.......that reply sounded a little strange.....Knowing it likely wasn't a gangster hangout I figured what the hell, and we made our way downstairs. My suspicions were confirmed when I passed through the door and noticed 2 guys with chain collars and leather attire. ALL MALE eyes were on ME and not my girl..... 
Moral of the story if you go to the new laffstop location off allen parkway, and decide to have a drink at the little bar downstairs, bring a female with you or cover the bunghole well....
And yes we still got a couple of beers there and left when I realized there wasn't a chance in hell of me pissing in that place.
Moral of the story if you go to the new laffstop location off allen parkway, and decide to have a drink at the little bar downstairs, bring a female with you or cover the bunghole well....
And yes we still got a couple of beers there and left when I realized there wasn't a chance in hell of me pissing in that place.
HA HA HA! Yeah been there done that! Had a simular thing happen to me and a buddy used to frequent a few local bars in search of women (This is when I was single.) I was working for Air Borne Express as a carrier and delivered to this place down town called the Brazos River Bottom across from Specs liquor and when I was delivering a package that day I thought that it was a nice place to meet some ladies getting off of work from down town etc... So we get there kinda early walk in he says he going to the bath room and I was headed to the bar for a couple of beers. Just after I ordered I sit down at the bar waiting on our beers when I look around and notice a few guys staring at me with smiles. Hmmm I was thinking maybe they are regulars and are just checking out the newbies it was about that time I look on the dance floor and see the couples dancing and then noticed that it was ALL MALE couples! I was like WTF! Well I didn't panic I just thought I should have know to ask that day what kind of crowd they had LOL! When my friend came out he says "Damn that was a super clean bathroom for a bar/club" I told him to check out the hot chicks on the dance floor and he said "Where?" I asked him to look again and that is when it hit him and we quickly drank our beers and went to our local meat market LOL!
haha! Thats great inspector! I would have REALLY felt awkward if I was there with a male friend! But since it was my girlfriend I just had her sit in my lap to ward off all homos....then we drank beer and laughed. It was actually a good time, especially if you are a people watcher.... 
