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Old Sep 19, 2007 | 01:04 AM
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+1 ******* hilarious
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Old Sep 19, 2007 | 01:39 AM
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it hit like britany spears career hit the ground.

or it hit harder then britany spears hit the bottle...

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Old Sep 19, 2007 | 04:19 AM
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pissin on an electric fence
a cold shower

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Old Sep 19, 2007 | 11:43 AM
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lindsey lohan on a crack pipe
rosie o'donnel on a gay convention
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Old Sep 19, 2007 | 12:49 PM
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Use the senator's shoe in the bathroom stall, or like a taser at a John Kerry speech...if you want it to relate to current events!
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Old Sep 19, 2007 | 01:29 PM
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..like a bad case of herpes
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Old Sep 19, 2007 | 03:23 PM
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then it hit me......
like a gang rape in a prison shower...
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Old Sep 19, 2007 | 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by bmxer8699
a senetors shoe in a bathroom stall
This is the best one, you might not get it, but everyone else will
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Old Sep 19, 2007 | 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by bmxer8699
it hit like britany spears carrer hit the ground.

or it hit harder then britany spears hit the bottle...
this is the worse one.....some people don't know when to quit. I thought it was "carrier" like baby carrier (which was just as un-funny) but its career.
"LEAAAVE BRITANY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!"
Not hatin man.........
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Old Sep 19, 2007 | 05:40 PM
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haha i was tired when i posted that, exuse the spelling error.

and i figured the senators shoe one would be the most appropriate thing.
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Old Sep 19, 2007 | 08:38 PM
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+2 for the sentors one...would be good for current evernts
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Old Sep 19, 2007 | 09:23 PM
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It hit me like.... Bubba did on my first night in Prison.
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Old Sep 19, 2007 | 09:57 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

...geography question hits a beauty pageant
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Old Sep 19, 2007 | 11:16 PM
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Then it hit me like mac & cheese hits the spot.

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Old Sep 19, 2007 | 11:18 PM
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The paper has already been turned in people.
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Old Sep 19, 2007 | 11:38 PM
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So what did you end up using?
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Old Sep 19, 2007 | 11:58 PM
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I know it's been turned in but it's still fun to finish the sentence.

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Old Sep 20, 2007 | 12:33 AM
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after thinking about it for a while, it hit me like ______________

1. A stripper's Titty after a good tip
2. A money shot to the face
3. An Irish Man's fist to the face of his wife
4. A beat down on rodney king
5. An aquition for murder on O.J.
6. A wiff of Dirty Draws
7. I hit the toilet, that time I had bad seafood at that place where a bunch of Rainy Bags work without papers
8. A hooker hits the track
9. Diareah cause Im Lactosent Tolerant.
10. Paris Hilton's Draws hit the floor on the 10th minute of a first date.


LOL...btw im a minority so black guys and brown guys dont play the race card, it was in all in good "offensive" fun, everybody is too fcken politically correct these days. I have nothing against nobody..exempt Jews....lol j/k
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Old Sep 20, 2007 | 01:02 AM
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like Hiroshima
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Old Sep 20, 2007 | 03:13 AM
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Like Brian Urlacher on a QB...

???Hell, i dont even know how he is doing this year.
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