Breakfast on the Farm



A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on
a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. 'Not yet,' said the
little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little ticked, so he goes to feed the chickens, and
he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He
goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for
breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any
milk in my cereal?' he asks.

'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't
get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any
bacon for a week either. ! I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week
you aren't getting any milk.'

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says
'Are you going to tell him, or should I?'

 

Decent

 

so they eat cat on this farm? are they chinese farmers? i dont get it

 

I Hope Your Kidding!

 

heard same joke but..
steps on butterfly so no butter
honeybee so honey
and mom steps on a cockroach

 

okay good try........NEXT!!!