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Bad breaks lead to gas leak...(funny)
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Bad breaks lead to gas leak...(funny) This morning my silverado developed a bad break noise. Think grinding rotor. It got noticeably worse pretty quick. So I went by a friend of mines shop this afternoon to see if he could even turn this rotor or if it is completely trashed. He is the only guy around I trust to do anything general maintenance wise that I don't do myself.
When I pulled up he was stripping the emblems off of this chicks tundra. She started talking to me about general bs. A few minutes into the conversation she got in her truck and started digging through a plastic bag.
She asked if I wanted a piece of candy.
"Whada ya got"
"It's Cinnamon"
"Sure"
She hands me the candy, I start chewing on it... more conversation. A couple of minutes later my buddy walks back over. The chick starts breaking into a smile, trying not to laugh. I should probably mention at this point that this chick is a nurse, I have never seen her before, don't know her at all, and the **** in my mouth tastes nothing like cinnamon...At this point I think to myself "Oh ****!".
(no longer chewing, candy still in mouth, trying not to swallow) "What es dis?"
(chick smiling) "How's it taste?"
"Like woot beer. What did you give me?"
(Chick laughing) "You aren't going to hit me are you?"
"No. What es it?"
She just laughs and hands me the package out of her truck... "Fart Candy" from Spencer's.
I start spitting the **** across the parking lot.
And that is how bad breaks can lead to a gas leak. This also re-affirms that I learned nothing from my parents as I am STILL accepting candy from strangers. Funny ****. Cool chick. Breaks are no closer to being fixed.
That **** does work, by the way-I just farted. For The Thousandth Time...
When I pulled up he was stripping the emblems off of this chicks tundra. She started talking to me about general bs. A few minutes into the conversation she got in her truck and started digging through a plastic bag.
She asked if I wanted a piece of candy.
"Whada ya got"
"It's Cinnamon"
"Sure"
She hands me the candy, I start chewing on it... more conversation. A couple of minutes later my buddy walks back over. The chick starts breaking into a smile, trying not to laugh. I should probably mention at this point that this chick is a nurse, I have never seen her before, don't know her at all, and the **** in my mouth tastes nothing like cinnamon...At this point I think to myself "Oh ****!".
(no longer chewing, candy still in mouth, trying not to swallow) "What es dis?"
(chick smiling) "How's it taste?"
"Like woot beer. What did you give me?"
(Chick laughing) "You aren't going to hit me are you?"
"No. What es it?"
She just laughs and hands me the package out of her truck... "Fart Candy" from Spencer's.
I start spitting the **** across the parking lot.
And that is how bad breaks can lead to a gas leak. This also re-affirms that I learned nothing from my parents as I am STILL accepting candy from strangers. Funny ****. Cool chick. Breaks are no closer to being fixed.
That **** does work, by the way-I just farted. For The Thousandth Time...
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