Speed Trap in SA
I have kin all over S. Tx. One memorable day about 10 years ago we were heading to Cibolo to see some kinfolks, I was driving my dads new conversion / pimp daddy van. We had driven in from Austin where he lives. He is in the back, my wife is riding shotgun and is asleep. Dad and I are B/S'ing as I come into town, we took the scenic route not I-35.
I come off of a blacktop road onto a gravel road, am driving a reasonable and prudent speed... keep in mind it is a big *** conversion van with red tags... and I look in the mirrors to see a squad car fishtailing behind me. I said oh man this cops is in a big *** hurry so I get out of the way... pulled into a grade school parking lot. The cop follows me.
I forget her name but boy was she a BITCH! It was like 10:30 a.m. on a weekday, me, my wife and my senior citizen dad are easing through town and get hammered by their finest. I'll never forget it... 36 in a 30. Yep, got me for speeding in the pimp mobile!
My Aunt whom we were going to visit worked in the Sheriffs office, my cousin was the local PD dispatcher during the day. They knew all about it before I got to their house and were laughing saying I'll never get out of it I'm screwed.
I put my attorney on it. And about 2 1/2 yrs later they dropped it. Cost me like $250.00 bucks in attornies fees. He had fun with it.
Nowadays it is an old family joke.... "Ya'll aren't gonna let Gilbert drive ya'll in are ya?" is what I get when we come to town.
Kinda long, but I thought I would share that with you guys.
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