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06-29-2009, 10:28 PM
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What's FTL?
All there is to what you said.
What's pathetic is you came in here and voted for yourself. You're like the retarded kid in school that voted for himself to be prom king.
All there is to what you said.What's pathetic is you came in here and voted for yourself. You're like the retarded kid in school that voted for himself to be prom king.
06-30-2009, 01:33 AM
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A man who smelled like a distillery flopped down on a subway seat next to a
priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and
a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled
guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap women, too much alcohol
and a contempt for your fellow man!"
"Well, I'll be damned!" the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry, I shouldn't have been so unpleasant about it. Tell me, how long
have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father -- I was just reading here that the Pope does!"
priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and
a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled
guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap women, too much alcohol
and a contempt for your fellow man!"
"Well, I'll be damned!" the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry, I shouldn't have been so unpleasant about it. Tell me, how long
have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father -- I was just reading here that the Pope does!"
06-30-2009, 01:45 AM
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He was a pimp back in the day... give him credit for that... but then he sorta went on a bad note at the end... but he was a world idol and everyone, everyoneeeee knew about him. Even the Venezuela tribes in the rainforest with no outer human contact to speak of knew who he was, and has now herd all about his death via flying poison dart air mail a billion times within 30 seconds of his recorded death; and have now tried to claim they are distant family members from adam and eve and are now trying to steal his money.
06-30-2009, 02:10 AM
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He was a pimp back in the day... give him credit for that... but then he sorta went on a bad note at the end... but he was a world idol and everyone, everyoneeeee knew about him. Even the Venezuela tribes in the rainforest with no outer human contact to speak of knew who he was, and has now herd all about his death via flying poison dart air mail a billion times within 30 seconds of his recorded death; and have now tried to claim they are distant family members from adam and eve and are now trying to steal his money.
06-30-2009, 11:30 AM
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He was a pimp back in the day... give him credit for that... but then he sorta went on a bad note at the end... but he was a world idol and everyone, everyoneeeee knew about him. Even the Venezuela tribes in the rainforest with no outer human contact to speak of knew who he was, and has now herd all about his death via flying poison dart air mail a billion times within 30 seconds of his recorded death; and have now tried to claim they are distant family members from adam and eve and are now trying to steal his money.
06-30-2009, 06:26 PM
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I voted no, I think Micheal Jackson was an amazing artist. Weird as hell but a good artist. Should have that thread been started on ls1tech maybe not but given the situation I think it was okay.
