Originally Posted by Soul TKR

i remember when I first got my car... I didn't know **** about it right? Well one day I noticed my low oil light come on, so I figure it's no big deal... I go to autozone and buy quite a bit of oil and go back home... Well I pop the hood not totally sure of what i'm looking at, but I see the oil cap so I start pouring... I get to about my 9th quart of oil and I call my dad up... "Hey dad how much oil this thing take? I've been pouring and pouring and it aint filled up yet..."

He about **** himself... I then drove it carefully to the nearest jiffy lube and had them drain it...