$200 dollars
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$200 dollars Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in
his office.. but she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you....The girl looked at him, and then said,'NO!'
Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend... so she called him and explained the situation.
Her boy friend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast,
He won't even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what
happened.. ...? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,
'The bastard had all quarters!'
his office.. but she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you....The girl looked at him, and then said,'NO!'
Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend... so she called him and explained the situation.
Her boy friend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast,
He won't even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what
happened.. ...? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,
'The bastard had all quarters!'
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On a side note:
There was a horrible accident in our town that ended with a police shooting.
A woman was filling up her car at the gas station when the gas hose apparently broke. She was unfortunately
smoking a cigarette at the time. Gas sprayed everywhere and the arm of her shirt caught on fire.
Instead of laying down and rolling to try to smother the flames, she ran wildly about the parking lot flailing her arms in the air.
Police arrived on the scene, she ran towards them, and the police immediately shot her several times.
When questioned after the incident, the officers said that she was acting erratically and ran toward them waving a “fire-arm.”
There was a horrible accident in our town that ended with a police shooting.
A woman was filling up her car at the gas station when the gas hose apparently broke. She was unfortunately
smoking a cigarette at the time. Gas sprayed everywhere and the arm of her shirt caught on fire.
Instead of laying down and rolling to try to smother the flames, she ran wildly about the parking lot flailing her arms in the air.
Police arrived on the scene, she ran towards them, and the police immediately shot her several times.
When questioned after the incident, the officers said that she was acting erratically and ran toward them waving a “fire-arm.”
Last edited by BigDaddyBry; Jul 27, 2008 at 09:31 AM.