For all the Cowboy Fans...
01-05-2009, 10:14 PM
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For all the Cowboy Fans... This was posted up on another forum by one of my friends whose a steelers fan and laughs at me for liking the cowboys.
overall funny though lol
The Dallas Police are cracking down on speeders heading into
Dallas . For the first offense, they give you two Cowboy tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use
them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the
play offs?
A. The Dallas Cowboys.
Q. How do you keep the Dallas Cowboys out of your
yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. Where do you go in Dallas in case of a tornado?
A. To Texas Stadium - they never have a touchdown
there!
Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys
and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and opossums have in
common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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overall funny though lol
The Dallas Police are cracking down on speeders heading into
Dallas . For the first offense, they give you two Cowboy tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use
them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the
play offs?
A. The Dallas Cowboys.
Q. How do you keep the Dallas Cowboys out of your
yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. Where do you go in Dallas in case of a tornado?
A. To Texas Stadium - they never have a touchdown
there!
Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys
and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and opossums have in
common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Last edited by bmxer8699; 01-05-2009 at 10:24 PM.
Pretty funny. 
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