How I learned to mind my own business....
12-22-2010, 12:37 PM
#1
How I learned to mind my own business.... I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were out in the yard shouting, '13....13....13.'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked
through to see what was going on.....
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting'14....14....14'.
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked
through to see what was going on.....
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting'14....14....14'.
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12-22-2010, 02:53 PM
#13
Speaking of funny jokes:
One day a mouse came upon an elephant in the jungle who had gotten a thorn in its foot.
The mouse felt sorry for the elephant, and pulled the thorn out.
The elephant was indeed grateful, and offered the mouse anything it wanted in return for the good deed.
The mouse, noticing that the elephant was female, and feeling rather randy at the time, said: “Well, I’ve always wanted to **** an elephant.”
The elephant laughed and laughed, and said:”No problem.” and raised the mouse up to her back with her trunk.
The mouse walked to the back of the elephant, who held her tail out of the way, and got started.
Just then a coconut fell from a palm tree and hit the elephant on the head. “Ouch.” She said.
The mouse said: “Take it all, bitch!”
then part 2 :
There was a mouse walking through the forest going about his way ,when he her a faint help ,help , he didnt think much of it but headed in that direction to see if someone was in need. Soon the mouse came to a deep hole in the ground and at the bottom was an elephant. The elephant pleaded with the mouse to help him get out of the hole , the mouse being a gentlemen said sure let me go home and get my corvett and ill help u out. Sure enough the mouse comes back throws a rope down and hauls the elephant out. The elepnant says thanks dud i dont know how i would of got out of there if u ever need anything let me know. Well about a week later the the elephant is walking throught the woods and hears a faint help , help , so he heads in that direction and sure enough the mouse is at the bottom of the pit, he says hey do u remember me? I helped u about a week ago can u get me out of here? The elepahnt: no problem,straddles the hole lowers his dick and the mouse climbs out . Whats the morale?
If you got a big dick you dont need a corvette
One day a mouse came upon an elephant in the jungle who had gotten a thorn in its foot.
The mouse felt sorry for the elephant, and pulled the thorn out.
The elephant was indeed grateful, and offered the mouse anything it wanted in return for the good deed.
The mouse, noticing that the elephant was female, and feeling rather randy at the time, said: “Well, I’ve always wanted to **** an elephant.”
The elephant laughed and laughed, and said:”No problem.” and raised the mouse up to her back with her trunk.
The mouse walked to the back of the elephant, who held her tail out of the way, and got started.
Just then a coconut fell from a palm tree and hit the elephant on the head. “Ouch.” She said.
The mouse said: “Take it all, bitch!”
then part 2 :
There was a mouse walking through the forest going about his way ,when he her a faint help ,help , he didnt think much of it but headed in that direction to see if someone was in need. Soon the mouse came to a deep hole in the ground and at the bottom was an elephant. The elephant pleaded with the mouse to help him get out of the hole , the mouse being a gentlemen said sure let me go home and get my corvett and ill help u out. Sure enough the mouse comes back throws a rope down and hauls the elephant out. The elepnant says thanks dud i dont know how i would of got out of there if u ever need anything let me know. Well about a week later the the elephant is walking throught the woods and hears a faint help , help , so he heads in that direction and sure enough the mouse is at the bottom of the pit, he says hey do u remember me? I helped u about a week ago can u get me out of here? The elepahnt: no problem,straddles the hole lowers his dick and the mouse climbs out . Whats the morale?
If you got a big dick you dont need a corvette
