LS4 Performance - Oh Boy!!

Okay, I know they're a couple post on this, but now my 07 Monte is spitting out: Service Traction Control, Service Break Assist, ABS light on the DIC at the same time....what in the hell?? Needles on dash dance from time to time, doors sounds like they are unlocking and locking, and damn thing sounds like its going to cut off, but never does.
Added brake fluid, & it stop but started again......and codes were cleared and it still does it. Battery and terminals are fresh :mad: PLEASE HELP!!!

I think you have a battery issue.

When this happened to me, I turned the car off and on a few times. It happened after I reset the tire pressure monitoring system. Or disconnect the battery for 10 mins and put it back on.