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Old 07-09-2007, 11:49 PM
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We are having a party and I walk down stairs, one of my friends is introducing him self to these 3 fat chicks, he tell him his name is Alfredo, the fattest one, says, "like the sauce?" He replies, "yea, like the sauce" and she busts out with, "mmm mmm that makes me hungry." Every one in the room busts out laughing their asses off. It was the worse and funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. lol@fatties, sorry Tyler

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awesome. Fat people are funny.
Old 07-10-2007, 04:38 AM
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Man, thats fucked up... Fat people are funny tho!

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awesome. Fat people are funny.
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Haha that is great
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was his name really Alfredo, or was he using that name to appeal to the hefty trio?
Old 07-10-2007, 09:51 AM
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Lmao!
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Old 07-10-2007, 09:54 AM
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LOL

that ***** funny!
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******* HILARIOUS... now the random IM you sent me makes so much sense
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Originally Posted by Nine Ball
was his name really Alfredo, or was he using that name to appeal to the hefty trio?

That's what I thought too. Back in my single days I'd say false/outrageous things to ugly chicks at parties because I didn't give a **** what they thought - they were ugly after all. I just wanted to see their reaction.

Unless they were the DUFF for a hot chick, then I might be careful.
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Why was your friend introducing himself to bruisers
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That's pretty damn funny
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Got married over the weekend. My wife (5'5" 115lbs) was getting dressed and went to grab her panties out of her purse. A bridesmaid (5'2" 305+lbs) asks what she was doing. After the wife told her, the girl says "Your panties fit in your purse? I can barely fit my purse in my panties" I'm still nauseated by the thought.....
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The guys name really is Alfredo, hes Venezuelan, we call him Bubba though because he has big lips like bubba from Forest Gump.
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yay alfredo?
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So did he score with any of them or what?
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No they all left
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Originally Posted by TWS
That's what I thought too. Back in my single days I'd say false/outrageous things to ugly chicks at parties because I didn't give a **** what they thought - they were ugly after all. I just wanted to see their reaction.

Unless they were the DUFF for a hot chick, then I might be careful.
I still introduce myself to people I couldnt give a **** about with fake names. I have also made up very ethnic last names when I am in fact very 100% anglo. Good for a bunch of confused looks.
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Originally Posted by BizZzatch350
No they all left
damn, say it aint so



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