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Old 01-19-2008, 09:25 AM
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[08:42] hvyriff: hi
[08:43] The305Monsta: wats up
[08:50] hvyriff: nothin
[08:51] The305Monsta: u have a sweet ride
[08:51] hvyriff: ty
[08:51] hvyriff: where you from
[08:51] The305Monsta: miami
[08:51] hvyriff: oh ok
[08:51] The305Monsta: watchu got done to it
[08:51] The305Monsta: its soo hot
[08:52] hvyriff: stuff
[08:52] The305Monsta: stuff?
[08:52] hvyriff: ya
[08:52] hvyriff:
[08:52] The305Monsta: is it fast
[08:52] hvyriff: yes
[08:52] The305Monsta: maybe u can take me for a ride sometime
[08:52] The305Monsta: i always wanted an fbody
[08:53] hvyriff: ok
[08:55] The305Monsta: u got pics hunny?
[08:57] hvyriff: what
[08:58] The305Monsta: pictures
[08:58] The305Monsta: do u have any
[08:59] hvyriff: where did you get my sn?
[09:00] The305Monsta: ls1tech
[09:00] hvyriff: who is this
[09:00] The305Monsta: My name is Dee
[09:00] hvyriff: umm
[09:00] hvyriff: ok
[09:00] hvyriff: how did you know that i have a camaro
[09:01] The305Monsta: ....
[09:01] The305Monsta: ls1tech i knew u had an fbody
[09:01] hvyriff: sure
[09:01] hvyriff: who is this really
[09:02] The305Monsta: ...my name is Dee
[09:02] hvyriff: ok ya
[09:02] The305Monsta: so u got any pics?
[09:02] The305Monsta: a myspace?
[09:02] hvyriff: ya do you?
[09:02] The305Monsta: yup
[09:03] hvyriff: let me see
[09:03] The305Monsta: hey!
[09:03] The305Monsta: not fair I asked first =P
[09:03] hvyriff: i'm sorry but alot of people try to *** around
[09:03] hvyriff: nah sorry you first
[09:03] The305Monsta: what do you mean *** around sweetie?
[09:03] hvyriff: dont worry
[09:03] hvyriff: so pics, myspaced?
[09:03] hvyriff: myspace
[09:03] hvyriff: *
[09:04] The305Monsta: ok
[09:04] The305Monsta: http://www.myspace.com/dee305
[09:07] The305Monsta: wats yours?
[09:08] hvyriff: nice pic
[09:08] The305Monsta: ty
[09:08] hvyriff: here are my links, http://www.myspace.com/hvyriff

http://www.myspace.com/hvyriffsmusic

http://www.fquick.com/garages/viewvehicle.php?id=7132
[09:08] hvyriff: you lookin to meet someone?
[09:09] hvyriff: nice pictures
[09:09] The305Monsta: sure
[09:09] The305Monsta: wow you live up north lol
[09:09] hvyriff: ya
[09:09] The305Monsta: ur a def cutie though =P
[09:09] hvyriff: so are you
[09:09] The305Monsta: and u have ur own band
[09:09] The305Monsta: thats hot
[09:09] hvyriff: no
[09:10] hvyriff: no band
[09:10] hvyriff: bands are overrated
[09:10] The305Monsta: it says ur a guitarist
[09:10] hvyriff: but i've played guitar for 13 years
[09:10] hvyriff: yes
[09:10] The305Monsta: oh so ur like solo
[09:10] hvyriff: i record
[09:10] hvyriff: and work with people
[09:10] The305Monsta: if u ever need a girl for a video let me know
[09:10] hvyriff: ya
[09:11] hvyriff: actually i just need a girl
[09:11] hvyriff: i'm looking for a g/f
[09:11] The305Monsta: OHRLY?
[09:11] hvyriff: ya
[09:11] The305Monsta: who isnt =]
[09:11] hvyriff: lol
[09:11] hvyriff: you interested?
[09:11] The305Monsta: mhmm iono sweetie
[09:11] The305Monsta: like if u were closer it would be from feasible
[09:12] hvyriff: well it could still work
[09:12] The305Monsta: i have never really been in like a long distance relationship
[09:12] hvyriff: well so far we like each other so i think its worth it
[09:12] hvyriff: what do you say
[09:13] The305Monsta: lol lets slow down a bit babe
[09:13] The305Monsta: how do i know your not like some killer >_>
[09:13] The305Monsta: =P j.k
[09:13] hvyriff: lol
[09:13] The305Monsta: but how would this work
[09:13] hvyriff: you look so nice
[09:13] The305Monsta: because im still in school and very career orientated
[09:13] hvyriff: and you seem very cool
[09:13] The305Monsta: oriented*
[09:14] hvyriff: thats ok
[09:14] The305Monsta: like r u gonna come see me down here?
[09:14] hvyriff: sure
[09:14] hvyriff: will you come here?
[09:14] The305Monsta: where would i stay?
[09:14] hvyriff: somewhere
[09:15] The305Monsta: like?
[09:15] hvyriff: i dunno
[09:15] hvyriff: here
[09:15] The305Monsta: you got your own place?
[09:15] hvyriff: nope parents
[09:15] The305Monsta: how old r u sweetie?
[09:15] hvyriff: 27
[09:15] The305Monsta: wow u look much older
[09:16] hvyriff:
[09:16] The305Monsta: ur still a cutie pie
[09:16] The305Monsta: ur so chubby and cute I would love to just watch a movie on the couch and cuddle
[09:16] hvyriff: nah actually its muscle
[09:17] The305Monsta: ohhh even better
[09:17] hvyriff: ya i workout/lift alot
[09:17] The305Monsta: i need a strong man
[09:17] The305Monsta: how much do u ummm
[09:17] The305Monsta: whats it called
[09:17] The305Monsta: when u lay down
[09:17] The305Monsta: and lift up
[09:17] The305Monsta: press?
[09:17] hvyriff: enough
[09:17] hvyriff:
[09:17] The305Monsta: i need a strong man to handle me
[09:17] hvyriff: i can do that
[09:18] The305Monsta: really
[09:18] hvyriff:
[09:18] hvyriff: yes
[09:18] The305Monsta: your 3.8 is soo hot
[09:18] hvyriff: what
[09:18] The305Monsta: your camaro
[09:18] hvyriff: nah its a z28
[09:18] The305Monsta: thats wat i ment
[09:18] The305Monsta: hehehh
[09:19] hvyriff: right
[09:19] The305Monsta: it looks so fast
[09:19] hvyriff: more like 5.7
[09:19] hvyriff: ya 385 hp
[09:19] The305Monsta: wow
[09:19] The305Monsta: my ex had a fast racing car too
[09:19] hvyriff: ok
[09:20] The305Monsta: ummm it was a beretta
[09:20] hvyriff: ok
[09:20] The305Monsta: i think it made 500hp
[09:20] hvyriff: sure it did
[09:20] hvyriff: i think he was jokin
[09:21] The305Monsta: lol to be honest it was crappy
[09:21] hvyriff: those are junk cars, trust me it didnt make near that much power
[09:21] The305Monsta: so ur car is a v6 too?
[09:21] hvyriff: 5.7 l
[09:21] The305Monsta: its a v5.7 ?
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[09:22] hvyriff: i think your someone just ***in with me
[09:22] hvyriff: lol
[09:22] hvyriff: you got me
[09:22] The305Monsta: hun what are you talking about....
[09:22] hvyriff: lol
[09:22] hvyriff: yo ugot me ok?
[09:22] hvyriff: whoever it is
[09:22] hvyriff: whos this really
[09:22] The305Monsta: umm u lost me
[09:23] hvyriff: nice one, lol
[09:23] The305Monsta: seriously im confused wat r u talking about?
[09:23] hvyriff: whoever it is , you got me ok? nice touch with the myspace though
[09:23] The305Monsta: ....
[09:23] hvyriff: lol
[09:24] The305Monsta: wat is your problem
[09:24] hvyriff: i dont like people ***in with me
[09:24] hvyriff: the joke is over now
[09:24] The305Monsta: you keep saying that
[09:24] hvyriff: whoever it is really
[09:24] hvyriff: w its time to stop
[09:25] hvyriff: now*
[09:25] The305Monsta: stop it ur hurting me now...
[09:25] hvyriff: ya right
[09:25] The305Monsta: i dont like it when people r mean
[09:25] The305Monsta: >=|
[09:25] hvyriff: i'm sure this is someone i know laughin their *** off at me
[09:25] The305Monsta: why would i be laughing at you babe?
[09:25] hvyriff: i get it
[09:25] hvyriff: lol
[09:25] hvyriff: come on man
[09:26] The305Monsta: stop playing games with me
[09:26] hvyriff: you first
[09:26] The305Monsta: u were like totally interested and now your acting like a big fat meanie
[09:26] hvyriff: cause i know when someone is ***ing around
[09:26] The305Monsta: trust me if I were ***in you you would know
[09:27] hvyriff: ya sure
[09:27] hvyriff: like when you keep saying i have a v6
[09:27] hvyriff: lol
[09:27] The305Monsta: is it something I said? I dont know alot about cars...
[09:27] hvyriff: that really gave it away dude, whoever this really is
[09:27] hvyriff: ya you dunno about cars yet your name is The305Monsta
[09:27] The305Monsta: im sorry =[ thats all i know
[09:27] hvyriff: lmao
[09:27] hvyriff: sure
[09:28] The305Monsta: because i have a monster booty....
[09:28] hvyriff: ya right
[09:28] The305Monsta: and 305 is the area code in miami....
[09:28] hvyriff: lol
[09:28] hvyriff: right
[09:28] The305Monsta: now your calling me a liar?
[09:28] The305Monsta: look it up
[09:28] The305Monsta: your being a real *******...
[09:28] hvyriff: ya ok
[09:28] hvyriff: i've been ***ed with before ok
[09:29] The305Monsta: ok look up miami's area code
[09:29] hvyriff: ok i have a way to solve this
[09:29] The305Monsta: im not lying baby =[
[09:29] hvyriff: if you were really who you say you could call me right now, 630 554 2400 *LMAO thats his house number call him*
[09:30] The305Monsta: are you serious?
[09:30] hvyriff: yes
[09:30] The305Monsta: I would have to use the pay phone in the dorm
[09:30] hvyriff: well go on
[09:30] The305Monsta: u gotta wait
[09:30] hvyriff: nah see
[09:30] The305Monsta: theres always people
[09:30] hvyriff: i knew it
[09:30] The305Monsta: is there anything else i can do
[09:31] The305Monsta: =[
[09:31] hvyriff: i knew it was too good to be true
[09:31] The305Monsta: omg
[09:31] The305Monsta: u want me to call u?
[09:31] hvyriff: ya
[09:31] The305Monsta: fine
[09:31] The305Monsta: but later
[09:31] The305Monsta: deal?
[09:32] hvyriff: ok
[09:33] The305Monsta: lets change the subject about ur v6 3.8 or 5.7 or v10 w.e
[09:33] The305Monsta: wat r u doing this morning =]
[09:33] hvyriff: nothin
[09:34] The305Monsta: what did u have for breakfast
[09:34] hvyriff: didnt eat yet
[09:34] The305Monsta: wat r u planning on eating
[09:34] hvyriff: dunno yet
[09:35] The305Monsta: =/
[09:36] The305Monsta: what r ur plans for the weekend?
[09:36] hvyriff: not much
[09:36] The305Monsta: ?
[09:37] The305Monsta: no plans
[09:37] hvyriff: nope
[09:37] The305Monsta: just staying home?
[09:37] hvyriff: ya
[09:38] The305Monsta: wow thats boring a cutie like u should be out and about
[09:38] The305Monsta: me and my girls r going clubbing
[09:38] hvyriff: nah my race car isnt drivable in the snow
[09:38] The305Monsta: why not?
[09:38] hvyriff: cause its not?
[09:39] The305Monsta: it doesnt snow in miami so i dont know what happens
[09:39] The305Monsta: how do people drive up there?
[09:39] The305Monsta: or get places?
[09:39] hvyriff: my car has no traction in the snow
[09:39] The305Monsta: Traction is applied mechanical force used to achieve motion.

need a mathematician and a physisist to help me out here.
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[09:39] The305Monsta: hmmm
[09:39] The305Monsta: that didnt help
[09:40] The305Monsta: my msg thingy defines words i dont know
[09:40] The305Monsta: so ur car has no force to achieve motion?
[09:43] The305Monsta: hello?
[09:45] The305Monsta: u still want me to call?
[09:45] hvyriff: ok
[09:45] The305Monsta: !!!!
[09:45] The305Monsta: u answer when i say that
[09:45] hvyriff: ?
[09:45] The305Monsta: but u wont explain this traction thing
[09:46] The305Monsta: whats your name?
[09:48] The305Monsta: whats your name for when i need to call?
[09:48] hvyriff: Dean
[09:49] The305Monsta: is that your cellphone or house number cutie?
[09:49] hvyriff: house
[09:49] The305Monsta: hmmm so I can't call late
[09:50] hvyriff: you can call whenever you like
[09:51] The305Monsta: last thing I need are the future inlaws yelling at me
[09:51] hvyriff: no its fine
[09:51] The305Monsta: does ur car sound like this?
[09:51] The305Monsta: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB3PxdZtkiE
[09:53] The305Monsta: ??
[09:54] The305Monsta: Dean!!!
[09:54] The305Monsta: why are you ignoring me now!
[09:54] hvyriff: i'm not
[09:54] The305Monsta: does ur car sound like that car
[09:55] hvyriff: mine sounds liek a camaro
[09:55] The305Monsta: yours is faster right because ur z28 and thats a z06 28 is more then 06?
[09:55] The305Monsta: ??
[09:56] hvyriff: ya its faster

[09:56] The305Monsta: wow omg i wanna ride in it so fast
[09:56] The305Monsta: and go zoom zoom
[09:57] The305Monsta: then u can go zoom zoom in my boom boom
[09:57] The305Monsta: j.k
[09:57] hvyriff: ok
[09:57] The305Monsta: DEAN ur not laughing =[
[10:00] The305Monsta: u never really explained why u cant drive in the snow
[10:01] The305Monsta: is ur 3.8 making too much power?
[10:01] The305Monsta: is it cause u have 1 exhaust pipe?
[10:01] The305Monsta: instead of true duals?
[10:02] The305Monsta: does it flow better?
[10:02] *** " hvyriff" signed off at Sat Jan 19 10:02:02 2008.
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Does anybody give a f**k about dean anymore?
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Originally Posted by mzoomora
Does anybody give a f**k about dean anymore?
Just put him on ignore and don't talk about him again. It's beating a dead horse around here.
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New user with zero posts.....looked really fishy to me so he got the boot. The Dean stuff is oh so 2007.
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Makes who look bad? You were the one who talked to him for 80 minutes
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You're gayer than Dean. And Dean tells us on Juggerland he tries to go get some **** every day.
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Not this **** agian...
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Oh that was ******* mint!!!
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I LOVE Dean!!!!
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Originally Posted by Matt D
I LOVE Dean!!!!
We know...
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hahaha WTF can someone please ban the OP for 1. talking to dean 2. wanting dean to go zoom zoom in his boom boom 3. for telling all of us about it
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I thought Dean had gone to jail or something after beating Matt up. Am I wrong here?
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Has anyone seen 1bads car on the HP tuners ad in GM High Tech? Take a look. Its his car wheelstanding. Great pic of an F-bod. Congrats Billy.

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Will dean ever stop?
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Originally Posted by z11375ss
Has anyone seen 1bads car on the hypertech tuners ad in GM High Tech? Take a look. Its his car wheelstanding. Great pic of an F-bod. Congrats Billy.
Onebad's a ******* homo and quite obviously has NOTHING for Dean. I mean Dean has vette wheels and a performance chip...Can't mess with sucess.
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Originally Posted by b00sted
Onebad's a ******* homo and quite obviously has NOTHING for Dean. I mean Dean has vette wheels and a performance chip...Can't mess with sucess.
its a race car
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I saw we ban everyone in the thread.....




Wait...




****.
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Originally Posted by b00sted
Onebad's a ******* homo and quite obviously has NOTHING for Dean. I mean Dean has vette wheels and a performance chip...Can't mess with sucess.
Come grab a lane with ANYTHING RUGTHLESS has. I'll fund it. What now. ***** what?
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Against what?


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