Chuck Norris.
09-07-2011, 03:17 PM
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Every time a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked
Chuck Norris invented testosterone
Whenever Arnie says "I'll be back" its because he is going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris can jump start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
Chuck Norris, .... I'm to scared to finish...
The Black Eyed Peas were originally named "The Peas"....until they met Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented testosterone
Whenever Arnie says "I'll be back" its because he is going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris can jump start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
Chuck Norris, .... I'm to scared to finish...
The Black Eyed Peas were originally named "The Peas"....until they met Chuck Norris
09-07-2011, 04:38 PM
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Every time a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked
Chuck Norris invented testosterone
Whenever Arnie says "I'll be back" its because he is going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris can jump start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
Chuck Norris, .... I'm to scared to finish...
The Black Eyed Peas were originally named "The Peas"....until they met Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented testosterone
Whenever Arnie says "I'll be back" its because he is going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris can jump start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
Chuck Norris, .... I'm to scared to finish...
The Black Eyed Peas were originally named "The Peas"....until they met Chuck Norris
As much as I hate racial jokes, the last one made me bust out laughing in the middle of class!!
09-07-2011, 10:50 PM
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here is one that is on the line
A Japanese man can eat 17 hotdogs in 45 seconds. Chuck Norris can eat 45 Japanese men in 17 seconds.
never heard that one. also wondering how that was racist? lol 
09-07-2011, 11:46 PM
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A short story by Ross:
Chuck Norris once threw up in his mouth a little. He then swallowed it much enjoying the taste. From that day forward, every time Chuck Norris viewed a horrible craigslist ad, changed a poopy diaper, toured a morque, read a post by DUY, etc., he purposely threw up in his mouth a lot just to enjoy the taste of his own vomit. He called it a "re-fuel".
Chuck Norris once threw up in his mouth a little. He then swallowed it much enjoying the taste. From that day forward, every time Chuck Norris viewed a horrible craigslist ad, changed a poopy diaper, toured a morque, read a post by DUY, etc., he purposely threw up in his mouth a lot just to enjoy the taste of his own vomit. He called it a "re-fuel".
09-08-2011, 12:12 AM
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A short story by Ross:
Chuck Norris once threw up in his mouth a little. He then swallowed it much enjoying the taste. From that day forward, every time Chuck Norris viewed a horrible craigslist ad, changed a poopy diaper, toured a morque, read a post by DUY, etc., he purposely threw up in his mouth a lot just to enjoy the taste of his own vomit. He called it a "re-fuel".
Chuck Norris once threw up in his mouth a little. He then swallowed it much enjoying the taste. From that day forward, every time Chuck Norris viewed a horrible craigslist ad, changed a poopy diaper, toured a morque, read a post by DUY, etc., he purposely threw up in his mouth a lot just to enjoy the taste of his own vomit. He called it a "re-fuel".
09-08-2011, 09:09 AM
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There was absolutely nothing racest about the Chuck Norris joke
09-08-2011, 10:08 AM
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Good stuff in here lol!!
Side note lol - The other day I was watching walker texas ranger and it came to a scene where a shaman guy was like "I have been expecting you" .. I immediately yelled out at the T.V. "No you weren't!! Chuck Norris has been expecting you!! LOL.
Side note lol - The other day I was watching walker texas ranger and it came to a scene where a shaman guy was like "I have been expecting you" .. I immediately yelled out at the T.V. "No you weren't!! Chuck Norris has been expecting you!! LOL.
09-08-2011, 10:45 AM
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By the way ... Chuck Norris drives a pickup truck completely upholstered in denim.
Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.