Another Door Ding!! @ss-holes!!
It's the second dent so far this semester, I usually parallel park, but they had it blocked off this week so I couldn't. I guess I'm just gonna wait till the end of the semester and get them takin out, just incase another jack off wants to ding it. Oh, sorry for the language, but there is no nice way for me to explain how I feel.
I think I'm gonna talk to the Dean and try to get a parking permit...
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. i am going to have to dig into the wallet and get 3 door dings taken out.the 2nd day of driving my 93 hardtop dark green Formula, I took dropped my lady off at work. She worked at Meijer so I parked a little ways out, went in and grabbed some cleaners and stuff.
Come out 15 minutes later and there's an off white Ford Fairmount parked beside me, way too close. I look down and bamn - an inch and a half of white paint smudged on my door and I can see my clear has been smeared off as well. No other cars around for about 10-15 spaces. Insane.
I look around, nobody. I open the Ford's door, and it swings right to the exact spot on my door, and there is green paint on that fuggers door.
At this point I come unglued. I wait about 20 minutes for the driver to come out... nothing. Wait another 15... nothing. At this point something snapped.
I got out some toothpicks and a sharpie. Don't ask but I actually do carry toothpicks for this reason. Proceeded to lock the car up (it wasn't locked) and jammed damn near half that box of toothpicks in the lock cylinders. No keys working for them. Then I wrote "Don't park by me because I'm a ***** who'll ding your doors" with the sharpie all the way across the windshield. Pulled 3 valve stems (can't fix that on the spot), and cut one tire in the sidewall - the cut tire being the actual costly damage in exchange for my paint.
I found out the next day that I was in about the only area of the lot the store cameras didn't "see". Upon retrospect I think it's more likely the manager just didn't like the guy who's car it was, because he worked there.
I have to say, this is the only time in my life I've ever damaged someone else's vehicle on purpose.
Then again, it was also the only time I've ever had undeniable proof of who did the damage.
When car headlights shine down the side of my car it seems as if I notice a new one everytime. Doesnt bother me to much but I have way more respect for other peoples rides then to do something like that.
the 2nd day of driving my 93 hardtop dark green Formula, I took dropped my lady off at work. She worked at Meijer so I parked a little ways out, went in and grabbed some cleaners and stuff.
Come out 15 minutes later and there's an off white Ford Fairmount parked beside me, way too close. I look down and bamn - an inch and a half of white paint smudged on my door and I can see my clear has been smeared off as well. No other cars around for about 10-15 spaces. Insane.
I look around, nobody. I open the Ford's door, and it swings right to the exact spot on my door, and there is green paint on that fuggers door.
At this point I come unglued. I wait about 20 minutes for the driver to come out... nothing. Wait another 15... nothing. At this point something snapped.
I got out some toothpicks and a sharpie. Don't ask but I actually do carry toothpicks for this reason. Proceeded to lock the car up (it wasn't locked) and jammed damn near half that box of toothpicks in the lock cylinders. No keys working for them. Then I wrote "Don't park by me because I'm a ***** who'll ding your doors" with the sharpie all the way across the windshield. Pulled 3 valve stems (can't fix that on the spot), and cut one tire in the sidewall - the cut tire being the actual costly damage in exchange for my paint.
I found out the next day that I was in about the only area of the lot the store cameras didn't "see". Upon retrospect I think it's more likely the manager just didn't like the guy who's car it was, because he worked there.
I have to say, this is the only time in my life I've ever damaged someone else's vehicle on purpose.
Then again, it was also the only time I've ever had undeniable proof of who did the damage.
That is just classic.... Sounds as if he did it on purpose too, since he went way out of the way to park right beside you... trying to bash someone's nice car cause he is in a fairlane...
and yes... BFE is bum ******' egypt ... get some comfortable boots is all I can say
the 2nd day of driving my 93 hardtop dark green Formula, I took dropped my lady off at work. She worked at Meijer so I parked a little ways out, went in and grabbed some cleaners and stuff.
Come out 15 minutes later and there's an off white Ford Fairmount parked beside me, way too close. I look down and bamn - an inch and a half of white paint smudged on my door and I can see my clear has been smeared off as well. No other cars around for about 10-15 spaces. Insane.
I look around, nobody. I open the Ford's door, and it swings right to the exact spot on my door, and there is green paint on that fuggers door.
At this point I come unglued. I wait about 20 minutes for the driver to come out... nothing. Wait another 15... nothing. At this point something snapped.
I got out some toothpicks and a sharpie. Don't ask but I actually do carry toothpicks for this reason. Proceeded to lock the car up (it wasn't locked) and jammed damn near half that box of toothpicks in the lock cylinders. No keys working for them. Then I wrote "Don't park by me because I'm a ***** who'll ding your doors" with the sharpie all the way across the windshield. Pulled 3 valve stems (can't fix that on the spot), and cut one tire in the sidewall - the cut tire being the actual costly damage in exchange for my paint.
I found out the next day that I was in about the only area of the lot the store cameras didn't "see". Upon retrospect I think it's more likely the manager just didn't like the guy who's car it was, because he worked there.
I have to say, this is the only time in my life I've ever damaged someone else's vehicle on purpose.
Then again, it was also the only time I've ever had undeniable proof of who did the damage.
That's what I'm talking about... I still havn't understood why people park there cars close to people when there are plenty more spots. I think I'm gonna invest some saved up change into some toothpicks. And every time I park in BFE and somebody decides to park next to me, I'm gonna go toothpick crazy.



