Originally Posted by Joker

Simple fix: Go tot the local Walgreens or whatever you have, buy a bottle of Gold Bond and powder down your man crack and the boys.

Do not get the stuff in the blue/green bottle unless you are sure you can handle it, get the stuff in the yellowish/gold bottle. This is very important unless you want to scream like a 6 year old boy in a choir who just got kicked in the sack by the biggest, meanest girl there....

Simply grab the rat by the tail and throw down some powder on the nugget twins. This is best done when just finishing your shower or if you're a ***, just getting out of the bath.

You'll enjoy the "refreshing" feeling all day long, your stuff won't get that stank, your swampass will disappear, and best of all, if you're into women (and I hope that you are...) the ladies will enjoy not getting a nose full of nasty sweaty dank ball/*** BO when they drop to their knees for their humming and slurping lessons..... Apparently its easier for them to breathe through the nose and concentrate on "the job at hand" when your sweaty, putrid man-*** and socket set isn't suffocating them.....