Ass sweat reduction mod??
07-16-2006, 09:08 PM
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*** sweat reduction mod?? I love the look and feel of leather most of the time. When it is over 90 degrees and I get in and out of my car a lot it gets sweaty in the rear area.
I am in need of some partial seat covers that I can pop in when it is really hot out to breathe the nether regions.
Maybe just something thin made out of micro fiber that breathes, absorbs moisture and stays put.
I bought a cover from Checker and it is too thick, my head hits the roof.
Any suggestions??
Thanks!!
I am in need of some partial seat covers that I can pop in when it is really hot out to breathe the nether regions.
Maybe just something thin made out of micro fiber that breathes, absorbs moisture and stays put.
I bought a cover from Checker and it is too thick, my head hits the roof.
Any suggestions??
Thanks!!
07-16-2006, 09:57 PM
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i think your still going to experience the sweaty ***, since you are probably wearing some sort of pants, or shorts. last time i check blue jeans dont disapate heat or humidty real well. unless your gonna mount a mesh lawn chair as a drivers seat, and drive around in full comando, your probably going to suffer from S.R.N.S (sweaty nether region syndrome)
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07-16-2006, 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by HotWhipT/A
HBS - Hot ***** syndrome 
Theirs a mod for the camaros to fix that.
Theirs a mod for the camaros to fix that.
07-17-2006, 08:35 AM
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I can see this may go off the deep end here, but what the hell.
Those seat coolers look great, but I would prefer a simpler solution.
I did do the !HBS already, that does help.
I never heard of Manpons?? Wouldn't that be for fluids from the other direction??
Really how about a simple seat cover that just covers the seat and lower back area?? Preferably to match neutral leather.
but what the hell.Those seat coolers look great, but I would prefer a simpler solution.
I did do the !HBS already, that does help.
I never heard of Manpons?? Wouldn't that be for fluids from the other direction??
Really how about a simple seat cover that just covers the seat and lower back area?? Preferably to match neutral leather.
07-17-2006, 08:38 AM
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Manpons!
07-17-2006, 12:55 PM
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Simple fix: Go tot the local Walgreens or whatever you have, buy a bottle of Gold Bond and powder down your man crack and the boys.
Do not get the stuff in the blue/green bottle unless you are sure you can handle it, get the stuff in the yellowish/gold bottle. This is very important unless you want to scream like a 6 year old boy in a choir who just got kicked in the sack by the biggest, meanest girl there....
Simply grab the rat by the tail and throw down some powder on the nugget twins. This is best done when just finishing your shower or if you're a ***, just getting out of the bath.
You'll enjoy the "refreshing" feeling all day long, your stuff won't get that stank, your swampass will disappear, and best of all, if you're into women (and I hope that you are...) the ladies will enjoy not getting a nose full of nasty sweaty dank ball/*** BO when they drop to their knees for their humming and slurping lessons..... Apparently its easier for them to breathe through the nose and concentrate on "the job at hand" when your sweaty, putrid man-*** and socket set isn't suffocating them.....
Do not get the stuff in the blue/green bottle unless you are sure you can handle it, get the stuff in the yellowish/gold bottle. This is very important unless you want to scream like a 6 year old boy in a choir who just got kicked in the sack by the biggest, meanest girl there....
Simply grab the rat by the tail and throw down some powder on the nugget twins. This is best done when just finishing your shower or if you're a ***, just getting out of the bath.
You'll enjoy the "refreshing" feeling all day long, your stuff won't get that stank, your swampass will disappear, and best of all, if you're into women (and I hope that you are...) the ladies will enjoy not getting a nose full of nasty sweaty dank ball/*** BO when they drop to their knees for their humming and slurping lessons..... Apparently its easier for them to breathe through the nose and concentrate on "the job at hand" when your sweaty, putrid man-*** and socket set isn't suffocating them.....
07-17-2006, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Joker
Do not get the stuff in the blue/green bottle unless you are sure you can handle it, get the stuff in the yellowish/gold bottle. This is very important unless you want to scream like a 6 year old boy in a choir who just got kicked in the sack by the biggest, meanest girl there....
You have made this mistake before haven't you