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Old 03-10-2011, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by greddy91
Are you talking about the 12 ft lbs difference at stock that I surpassed by simply adding a CAI?

Surely not...

Here's one for you... I bought an '05 with 16K miles 2.5 years ago for 21K. Well worth pissing on your torque difference to save multiple thousands of dollars at the time of purchase.

What you got now Pharowboat?
Welp, I do have to admit that price was good, ESP for 2.5 years ago. I would infer from that price that multiple sexual services were rendered on your part. And u were damn good at it!

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Originally Posted by pharoh
Welp, I do have to admit that price was good, ESP for 2.5 years ago. I would infer from that price that multiple sexual services were rendered on your part. And u were damn good at it!

If he would have asked I would have payed for the pop-rocks...

And for the record - if I had an 06-07 my sig would read:
2007 CTS-V - Silver on Tan - .3 liters bigger than half of you

But because I didn't: your truck motor was named LS2 because 2 is associated with total shyt.
Old 03-10-2011, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by pharoh
I rather enjoyed reading the extensive modlist in your sig... its a bitch having to do all that just to exceed the torque of an LSA!
Oh and... FIXT
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Originally Posted by CTSVBiggie
Yall are so ghey for eachother its funny...

And BTW i LOEV my truck motor.
Originally Posted by pharoh
I rather enjoyed reading the extensive modlist in your sig... its a bitch having to do all that just to equal the torque of an LS2!
Torque from an LS6...........impossible. Now you both need to man up and see what real torque is.

And Biggie your close enough ill gladly show you what that torque looks like as I walk away with my puney 5.7 litre.
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Oh and Greddy.....way to be a complete DICK with the fuel pump.

"Send me the paypal request", I do, and 3 days of nothing in response, a PM with no response. Man the hell up and at least PM me telling me you don't want it instead of being an ******* about it and ignoring it like it never happened.
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Originally Posted by itsslow98
Torque from an LS6...........impossible. Now you both need to man up and see what real torque is.

And Biggie your close enough ill gladly show you what that torque looks like as I walk away with my puney 5.7 litre.
which 5.7L...me thinks that one of them isnt hooked up to anything, and the other can still only manage a 13.4 @ 114 spraying 100...
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Originally Posted by ColeGraham
which 5.7L...me thinks that one of them isnt hooked up to anything, and the other can still only manage a 13.4 @ 114 spraying 100...
yep, but that 13.4@114 on the street would equate to oh.....about......2-3 bus lengths against your little LS2?
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Originally Posted by itsslow98
yep, but that 13.4@114 on the street would equate to oh.....about......2-3 bus lengths against your little LS2?
thats if you dont hop...since yours has pogo sticks for tires...
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Originally Posted by ColeGraham
thats if you dont hop...since yours has pogo sticks for tires...
Yea and you would prolyl have a better chance of winning if you swapped the T56 out with an Auto.
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Originally Posted by itsslow98
Yea and you would prolyl have a better chance of winning if you swapped the T56 out with an Auto.
i would have a better chance of winning if i could keep from breaking axles...
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I aint ever gonna win... Yall should just drive and meet somewhere in the middle and run eachother.
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Originally Posted by itsslow98
Oh and Greddy.....way to be a complete DICK with the fuel pump.

"Send me the paypal request", I do, and 3 days of nothing in response, a PM with no response. Man the hell up and at least PM me telling me you don't want it instead of being an ******* about it and ignoring it like it never happened.
It was all scratched up and the bolt holes weren't aligned. Listen - I'm just trying to warn everyone else... you broked'ed my diff. /gayness

PM'd you sir - It's poor tact to apologize in a trash talk thread, so the closest you're gonna get is:

I'm sorry... that...











You asked me to tongue punch your dookie chute... I shan't be exchanging money's with you when you ask for such favors - Even I have my standards.
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greddy has standard...talk about a bombshell...i think i found a picture of you licking the **** of a pig, while being gang banged by a donkey, gorilla, and a moose.
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You sir have some sort of mental issue. You should seriously seek professional help. Maybe even volunteer for a 72 hour psychiatric watch.

And we all know your just covering for your side job of blowing sailors for nickles.
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Well, i'm not selling my V anymore. We traded in the wife's 2010 SRX and got a 6.2 Raptor. This thing is so awesome!
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ahh this thread is still a circle jerk of cars stuck in the 13's.
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Originally Posted by liqidvenom
ahh this thread is still a circle jerk of cars stuck in the 13's.
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Originally Posted by liqidvenom
ahh this thread is still a circle jerk of cars stuck in the 13's.
You're such a newb... My car is on jackstands in my humble garage... I'm stuck in the DNF's.

However - After obliterating any argument that another vehicle exhibits a finer combination of power and luxury with smart *** literary mastery and pathetic sexual/bodily function based references... I will superman my dyno drag racing sheet to your life partners back while making your adopted man-love babies watch.

That's right internet bad-*** numero uno!
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Originally Posted by ColeGraham
greddy has standard...talk about a bombshell...i think i found a picture of you licking the **** of a pig, while being gang banged by a donkey, gorilla, and a moose.
You have now proven you can use google images. Welcome to 1998...

Everyone clap for the Texan.
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Originally Posted by liqidvenom
ahh this thread is still a circle jerk of cars stuck in the 13's.
At least mine is a proven 13 second car.....where's your video of you running your car down the 1320? Until its posted i am considering you a pu**y.


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