You Might Be A Mustang Driver If... (Little Comedy)
02-22-2006, 12:50 AM
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You Might Be A Mustang Driver If... (Little Comedy) I decided, due to a recent uprising in Mustang popularity, that I would post a little list Jeff Foxworthy style. Don't freak out all you Mustang owners, this is the Camaro section anyway.
You Might Be A Mustang Driver If...
1. You refer to your cas as "My Little Pony".
2. Ricers worship your car, and consider you one of there own.
3. You've ever been flipped off by someone driving an F-Body.
4. Your girlfriend cheated on you with some guy in an F-Body.
5. You race an F-Body, and smoke him. Only to realize your girlfriend has just popped up in the passenger seat.
6. You go to the strip and are forced to race in the import class although you drive a domestic.
7. Little kids with mullets throw rocks at your car everytime you drive by there trailer.
8. You get passed by Lawn Mowers with Chevy Emblems.
9. You paid twice the amount of money for you car, than the guy in the stock LS1 who just flew by you laughing crazily.
10. You see your cars clone 100 times a day, but never go to Mustang Rally's.
11. You can't wear a bow-tie without crying.
That's it for now, I'm sure I will have some better ones once I get over the frustration I'm feeling due to thinking about Mustangs too much. I just don't see the appeal anyone has for them, and I can't wait until the new Camaro is released, just so I can see more Mustang owners crying and begging for mercy.
Feel free to chime in.
You Might Be A Mustang Driver If...
1. You refer to your cas as "My Little Pony".
2. Ricers worship your car, and consider you one of there own.
3. You've ever been flipped off by someone driving an F-Body.
4. Your girlfriend cheated on you with some guy in an F-Body.
5. You race an F-Body, and smoke him. Only to realize your girlfriend has just popped up in the passenger seat.
6. You go to the strip and are forced to race in the import class although you drive a domestic.
7. Little kids with mullets throw rocks at your car everytime you drive by there trailer.
8. You get passed by Lawn Mowers with Chevy Emblems.
9. You paid twice the amount of money for you car, than the guy in the stock LS1 who just flew by you laughing crazily.
10. You see your cars clone 100 times a day, but never go to Mustang Rally's.
11. You can't wear a bow-tie without crying.
That's it for now, I'm sure I will have some better ones once I get over the frustration I'm feeling due to thinking about Mustangs too much. I just don't see the appeal anyone has for them, and I can't wait until the new Camaro is released, just so I can see more Mustang owners crying and begging for mercy.
Feel free to chime in.
02-22-2006, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by 91lxstang
.................. we dont spend that much on our cars....... bastards... lolOh right... "I hate the LS1, they say all you need to do is look at it cross-eyed and you can get an extra 5hp"
02-22-2006, 10:54 PM
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what? im sry but never heard that one before..... and im a member a mustangforums.com and we dont bash chevy's..... just srt-4's..... and i own a chevy u *****..... 65 prostreet nova
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02-22-2006, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by 91lxstang
and i own a chevy u *****
I wasn't bashing you, or mustang owners in general (my friend has a '04 GT that I love) But i heard that quote on a stang forum, some guy was pissed because its so easy to get easy power out of an LS1. I was just makeing a joke chill out.
02-23-2006, 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by 91lxstang
what? im sry but never heard that one before..... and im a member a mustangforums.com and we dont bash chevy's..... just srt-4's..... and i own a chevy u *****..... 65 prostreet nova
02-23-2006, 02:10 AM
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For the record, I still hate all Mustangs... even if they can walk my car without any problem at all. Just a natural hatred, everyone hates something with a passion... unless they are hippys or something. And I hate Mustangs. Espically the cocky college kid in an 06 Black GT, who needs to learn how to drive before he gets embarassed by too many poor kids in old Z28's who spent less money buying the car, than his daddy spent on his rims lol.
02-24-2006, 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Ace$nyper
#1 left me rolling.
Rest weren't that funny but I love all cool cars but enjoy humor about them good laugh still.
Rest weren't that funny but I love all cool cars but enjoy humor about them good laugh still.
Ps. Still hate Mustangs with a passion.
02-24-2006, 07:21 PM
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#8. There's nothign better than it!!! But you should chjange it to- You get passed by little kids ridign shoppig carts with Chevy Emblems.
PS, I own 4 shopping carts.
PS, I own 4 shopping carts.
02-24-2006, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by DAKMOR
#8. There's nothign better than it!!! But you should chjange it to- You get passed by little kids ridign shoppig carts with Chevy Emblems.
PS, I own 4 shopping carts.
PS, I own 4 shopping carts.
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hate to diss chevy hear but mustangs being over priced for power isnt exactly true... an 03, or 04 cobra put down 400 + stock even though they are technically rated @ 395... they are incredibly easy to get power out of... easier then the ls1 and for 30 gs new chevy has nothing in that price range that can touch it. Granted the Corvette z06 will beat it in those years its 20 grand more...
02-26-2006, 10:35 AM
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i always liked this one "mustangs are like tampons.. every ***** has one" but sad part is i have a 87 GT in my backyard. i like mustangs but not as much as fbodys..
02-26-2006, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by TravWS6
i always liked this one "mustangs are like tampons.. every ***** has one" but sad part is i have a 87 GT in my backyard. i like mustangs but not as much as fbodys..