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Old 11-23-2009, 01:07 PM
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Did anyone notice that he changed the oil every 500 to 1000 miles ?

His first language must be something other than english. LOL !

Nice car, but the write up scares the **** out of me.
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Old 11-23-2009, 07:03 PM
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SO i wrote the guy and told him basically that he is somewhat full of it and gave him the link to this thread and this was his response:

"You guys are some jealous dork haters wishing u had half million dollars worth of exotic cars and have way to much tiime on your hands there a thing called PU$$Y lot better than worring about my cars. Ya man all u little dork *** losers get a life bro if u dorks just sitting around hating on people while I'm making millions getting more puss. In a week and $ u get in a year. That's why I have 9 cars and u don't just jeslou
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry"


Sounds like the language of a "millionaire" huh? LMAO! Total rip off. The guy has no clue what he is talking about what so ever.
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Old 11-23-2009, 07:30 PM
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I live 40 minutes from Boardman, Ohio which is where this car is being sold, and I can't see how this guys makes millions of dollars a year in that town, not to mention have the vocabulary of a 5th grader. What a loser.

Hey douche bag if your reading this, I also have a Z06, with performance oriented mods, not "pimp my ride mods". Good luck selling a stock Z06 for $29,000. Your gonna have it for a long while.
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Old 11-24-2009, 05:16 AM
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I'm a trillionaire and I get ***** so much my dick almost fell off once. You're just jealous because you don't know what it's like to have a trillion dollars! I have 700,001 cars in my garage which is so big they gave it it's own zipcode.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ok, now seriously... This guy isn't a millionaire. Every millionaire I've known never claimed it. I've worked for some seriously wealthy people, including the CEO and founder of WTW (GFG, Giovanna, Gianelle, etc Wheels) and NONE of them were pompous like that. In addition, having "9 cars" doesn't mean ****. I can think of a few people that have like 7 or 8 cars and only a couple of them run. They're almost all rust buckets. I'm sure if this guy cut his grass, he'd find a couple more cars. LOL

Language doesn't mean anything when it comes to money. I worked for Ezra Namvar at one point for a few years and his English wasn't great but he was a couple million away from being a billionaire. HOWEVER, this guy's usage of "*****" and income makes me believe that the only way he could POSSIBLY make so much money that he claims is by pushing drugs, and I HIGHLY doubt he's selling that many drugs in OH.

So my educated guess based on personal experience would be that this guy is selling someone else's Corvette and doesn't know anything about cars, money, girls, English, or life.

He's a loser. End of story.

But I have to say that this line, "You guys are some jealous dork haters...," is fantastic. I certainly am a "dork hater". LOL I'm not jealous because I get in my super clean electron blue Corvette Z06 and drive it because it's mine and I'm not hurting for money so I don't need to sell it. HAHAHA

And as for girls, the Z06 does the work for me. "The Vette make 'em wet."
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Old 11-24-2009, 06:06 AM
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Just for fun, I wanted to find out how much of a "dork" this guy is. Anyways, I found out some stuff that might be interesting...anyways, in his post on ebay, he mentioned his Dad died...this was more than likely his Dad's car if he even owns it. He might be a nimrod and have money....maybe a large life insurance and/or whatever his Dad left behind....obviously, he know nothing about the car though.

From his Ebay account, I also learned from past history, he owns a R-1 or an R-6 along with a dirtbike, he purchased a few items for them. He also ordered numerous parts for a 350z.....probably the car his Dad bought for him.

He also left an email account. Which lead me to "TROY KESLAR" which from the pix appears as if he either works in or owns (maybe Daddy) a bike shop. Which could mean that he is a rich dumbass. Anyways, the following account use similar pix :

http://www.myspace.com/tk69636

http://www.facebook.com/#/tkeslar?re....3790817294..1

The face book will show pix of him, cars, bikes, other BS bragging stuff....without having to add him to your account

This is for entertainment purposes only...don't go knocking on his door...lol
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Old 11-24-2009, 06:38 AM
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Just followed the links, he looks like a cross between Eminem and Vanilla Ice. I hope to god that the posted pic is just an avatar, and not really him. LOL, what a douchebag.
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I don't get it? Why keep a 350Z and sell a Z06?
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LOL at his profile pic. What a ******* tool.



How do you spell tool.

Well to put it the long way, INTERESTS: FAST CARS!, BIKES!, Y!, Going Out To Eat, HAVING FUN!, HANGIN WITH MY FRIENDS!, MAKING BIG $BUCKS$ AT MY CUSTOM BIKE SHOP!...$$ ..!...LOL
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On second thought after looking at his facebook, maybe hes just mental?
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I think he is in a mental institution and they let him have one day out everyweek and he just wonders over to this bike shop and starts taking pictures of ****. I think he might actually have been dropped as a child.
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hahahahhahah you will notice that NO girls have posted on his page?? hahahhahah that **** cracks me up. what a ******* tool.
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Originally Posted by allngn_c5
he looks like a cross between Eminem and Vanilla Ice. LOL, what a douchebag.
My thoughts exactly..... I could find out more.....if i tried. Keep in mind, I am in Guam....halfway around the globe from this guy. Amazing what you can find out about people if you give a little effort...hahhaa
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Guy looks like a tool. Strange that he looks white a **** but can't speak English.

What a nerd. He's so proud of his 350z and wants to sell his "Custom 600HP Vette" which has stock everything except wheels.
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http://www.facebook.com/tkeslar?ref=...&id=1811183722

(from above link) 95" Z-28 ONLY $4,999
i have a feeling he is retarded.
he needs to lay off the caps lock. its getting really annoying

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?pa...=1046314297374
SS hood? wow
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LOL @ the SS Hood... That's the shizznit!
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http://www.facebook.com/tkeslar?v=ph...=1046294016867

Thought he was from ohio?
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Originally Posted by Huff035
Look at all the cars, the all have Ohio plates. Only this one ride has Texas plates, but look at all the bike shop pix. It has that ride parked in there. It was probably bought for resale or a trade in or something.
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HAHAHA!!! "335 BACK TIRE WHAT A MONSTER!!!...LOL"

One 335 is like two 165s.... ******* guy is 'tarded.
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lol, he has so many exotic cars, and so much money, but yet he's single. Can someone explain that.
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Thought I'd copy/paste the listing before it's too late. Everyone should see what a ******* tool this guy is.

2001 Chevrolet Corvette Z-06 Load to the max touch screen TV/DVD all Rockford Fosgate highs and nothing in or on this is nothing but the best money can buy and put in and worked on buy the best! i never did nothing to and i mean nothing professionals did EVERYTHING and i wouldn't even leave the car there i stayed with it!!...lol and my Dad and me are the Only people ever to drive it besides first owner what was a 50-55 yr. old man! it has 20"s back 19"s front less than 200 miles on them and there Corvette Comp Custom made wheels i didnt pay this but retails over $10,000 i got $6,700 , got Ported & Polished heads 605/609 wasnt put it till 7-12-07 , compter programed , 373"s gears , ZR1 susp., cold air intake , B & M shifter , very nice SPL full length headers and H-PIPE SPL cat back exhaust it was over $3,000 for full exhaust systen but when you hear it its worth every penny sounds incredible!! and all done by MALLET RACING Corvette specialist got all paper for everything even oil changes that dealer did EVER oil change 1,462/ 2,923/ 3,405/ 4221/ 5,272/ 6,272 /6,639/7,609 and i just got the oil changed a few weeks ago but left the paper with miles in car!..loli told you i wasnt lieing i never have do nothing to this car myself i baby this vette you have no clue! profession do EVERYTHING and after everything got it dyno over $22,000 and then i took after all that to dyno it in so everything runs to the tee it has 343 hp to the real wheels around 571hp under the hood!!! if you add up every hp the parts say! VERY VERY FAST!!!! its just perfect in EVERYWAY! its never been in rain stored in heated garge even 1st owner stored it in his shop heat 70 degress like where i store it allways above 60 dregress its who life its just as good now if not better (got a guy that buffs it and everytime comes back more like a mirror!) than when it came off the showroom floor!...lol theres not a dent scratch NOTHING not even a tiny tiny stone chip in front i drive 50mph on the free way everytime the car has never been over maybe 75/85 tops trust me! $47,500 , wheels $6,700 , TV?DVD & highs $2,000 exhaust $3,000 , gears 373 $500 , cold air intake$600 , MALLET RACING $12,000 B & M shifter $200 , Programmer $400 dyno over $900 2 times i went tuned%100 perfect cant run no better! i have around $72,630 invested and ya i payed alot of money but this car is done %110 perfect and buy far the corvette on here by FAR and by far the lowest miles i planned on keep it for life thats why i did all this but i have 5 cars and 2 bikes and have a T-REX trike and a 99 355 ferrari spder conv. getting delievered this friday and 5 sport bikes just to resale so you need a sport bike cheap hit me after friday! And this was mine and my dads car and he died 2 yrs. ago and thought i could keep it in memory of him but just makes me think too much and him in it and now i got the money a 33 ferrari is the only car i would sell this vette for caue i know ill nevr find one so fast and fresh and just so perfect! also have a 95 z-28 mint to i should sell too! dont past this up you will never get a brand new fast gem like this EVER !!! im only putting it on one time doesnt sell im keeping it cant tell her i didnt try thats not lieing!!!! i will have some more pics by thursday email me and someone can get the nicest car they will ever own! right here!! email:: O6KAWASAKI636@AOL.COM / (330) 397-3209 TROY FOR SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY... PLEASE DONT WASTE EACH OTHERS TIME YOU MIGHT HAVE SOME I DONT IM VERY BUSY! THANKS
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