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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 12:43 PM
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Damn, that one hurt me!
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 01:06 PM
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Sorry Boys But The Highlights Are Gone! Unless Sean(01-z) Wants Me To Put Them Back In!
So John Is This True You're Puttin On Weight? Must Be All The Stress From Having A Crawling *** Car! But Hey I Understand You Have A "non-lockup' Converter......

P.s. Silverghost Is It True That You Are Puttin The Gay Pride Flag On The Hood Of You're Car To Match The Flames???????

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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 01:12 PM
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haider is it true that you have to put a telephone book on the drivers seat to be tall enough to race the car?
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 01:31 PM
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Sean I heard the initiation for Unity Racing includes get buggered up the butt, is that what made you gay?

Haider, nice driveby, looks like you got 3 of us. I guess you will grab a lane heads up next year then since I crawl?
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 01:40 PM
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john haider can't race you, the tech guys aren't letting him get away with his phone book anymore, he needs to have some custom brackets made to raise the seat up about 4 inches.

john i think you are confused about unity racing, and instead are thinking of the password to get into your "poker games" you have at Keith's warehouse on sat nites.
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 01:50 PM
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Sure John! I Would've Raced You This Year If You Ever Would've Came Out!!!! And You Would Still Be At Great Lakes Dragway Looking For You're ***** That I Would've Knocked Clean Off.......

Oh Sean!! The Phone Book Joke!! Instead Of The Phone Book Im Using Johns Dyno Sheets Next Year, There Should Be Enough To Move Me Up A Few Inches...

Or I Can Always Use Bos's Recepts But My Head Might Hit The Roof Then
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 01:51 PM
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Not to sound cocky but that girl u are dry humping is ugly enough to haunt a house from the curb.
I'd at least find a broad that looked alittle better than that
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 01:57 PM
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JS, are you offering to step in and take that girl's position?
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 01:59 PM
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"Haunt a house from the curb" LMAO!!!!!

Joel is back in the game and puts 20 points on the big board!

Next time I see your car at the shop Haider, should I take a pic of my 'bag on the door handle... Press "1" for yes and "2" for hell yeah.
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 02:10 PM
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i'm sorry but i had to break this guy out for this topic

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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 02:18 PM
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-10 points for Chris for sucking at the internet.
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 02:20 PM
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JS that was the point LOL, he picked an ugly one on purpose to treehump.

Haider, or you could always just sit on Billy's lap since you guys are used to being like that anyway.
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 02:21 PM
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John, I heard you have a mouth like a hoover???
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 02:28 PM
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I heard you hang around at Busse in your WRX sitting on trash bag hoping to meet Mister Right Now.
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 02:39 PM
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What you talking bout? I'm Internet Manager at my dealership biatch
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Pro Stock John
I heard you hang around at Busse in your WRX sitting on trash bag hoping to meet Mister Right Now.
yah and last time i was there i saw you sitting in your car parked backwards with a pink scarf tied around the radio attenna..what was that all about?
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 03:00 PM
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Sorry that was not me, that was Haider sitting on three phone books, and Billy was in the trunk.
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 03:00 PM
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Tony l may be BIG but at least I meet the requirements to ride the ferris wheel
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 03:46 PM
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John Speed In Called They Said That Dyno Number 30830473097962 Just Went Well!!!! John Shouldnt You Worry About Dieing Of Old Age Before Hittin 9's? I Mean How Old Are You Now? 60? 65?

Sean Is You're Car Gonna Be In The Gay Pride Parade Again? I Love Seeing It On Tv!!!

Sean Tiny Tim Called He Said He Wants His Dick Back!
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 03:50 PM
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Haider has to put the highlights back in.
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