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Mar 30, 2006 | 08:39 PM

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Ultimate weight reduction!!!!

I was looking into !kidney, and removing some of my excess intestines. I heard they are like a mile long unraveled....surely we can cut them down a few feet. I have also never had my tonsels removed, so I figure they could be good for a pound or so.

JK, my car is down to 3280 RW, and I was joking with my buddies about what else I could do

Mar 30, 2006 | 08:59 PM

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!kidney is a great idea! plus you'll get like $10,000 in return for more mods! its the ultimate sacrifice!

Mar 30, 2006 | 09:27 PM

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I wonder if NHRA will let us race naked.

Mar 30, 2006 | 09:37 PM

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I wonder if NHRA will let us race naked.

lololol

Mar 30, 2006 | 09:45 PM

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You can also donate blood before you go to the track!!!

Mar 30, 2006 | 09:45 PM

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You can also donate blood before you go to the track!!!

No needles for me unless I'm dying

Mar 31, 2006 | 02:17 AM

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Why stop with the kidney. You could get by with one nut, couldn't you??

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Mar 31, 2006 | 07:38 AM

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I seen a guy last night in an Honda w/turbo that was gutted, only had a driver seat and he had no shoes on, he took them of near his parking spot and went to race without them !

Mar 31, 2006 | 08:11 AM

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My current weight reduction mods are !wisdom teeth, !tonsils, !appendix. I've been know to take a good dump and **** before I get in the car, lol.

Mar 31, 2006 | 08:33 AM

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you got that car pretty light what have you done to it...

Mar 31, 2006 | 10:11 AM

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Dont eat any track nachos ( Nitro nachos) before you race if you " Shorten your intestines " .. You'll end up with the ***** by the 1\8 mi.
Remember - shorter intestines = faster travel !!

Mar 31, 2006 | 11:21 AM

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Shave hair (all of it...nether regions as well as trimming eye lashes and ear hair too)
clip toenails and fingernails to the quick
exfoliate
buy a flame retardant suit and go Ranger underneath it
fill tires with helium instead of compressed air
drain one quart of engine oil, 2pts of trans fluid and 2 qts of gear lube (only if you have a 9") drain coolant and replace with water mixed with alcohol (weighs less)
trim excess wheel stud length (only keep enough to pass tech)
remove the insulation from wiring harness and cut out wires you dont need
remove all but one taillight bulb, and front headlights, keep only one front and rear for visibility purposes
drill your crossdrilled and slotted rotors some more

Maybe thats a little too much

I'll stick with a half pack of exlax chewables, a coffee and a smoke as it gets the bowels emptied out quick!