Check this ''mother out''.....
10-07-2009, 02:32 PM
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ummm... what do you drive? im thinkin and lt1 pos with 157,xxx mile with no exhaust that runs like 14.5 at the track! because if your car is put together anything like you put together like your posts are then is a total p.o.s!!!!! do you need it in words you can understand????? ok here goes.....
YO WARRIOR
U B 
B CUZZZZZ , SOM LIL 
: 
ON DA MEAN STREETZ
BUT I BETZ URRRRRR 
: : 
Bzzzz 
!!!!!!!!!!!feel free SlowFRC.... hahahahaha
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10-07-2009, 10:38 PM
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Basically here's a day in the life of chickenhawk, in pictures of course.
in the morning, then he looks at the mirror and 
so he puts on his hoodie and 
out the door but not to work
because he doesn't have a job. He's always 
by himself until 
because his life sucks then he 
why his dad didn't throw his mom down the stairs while she was pregnant with him 
. Don't worry chickenhawk, one day you'll 
and spend the rest of your life in hell with 
where you can 
while you get in the 
day after day after day.
Ya dig? Giddy up!
Lemons, this never was a for sale thread, there wasn't enough coherency for it to be.
in the morning, then he looks at the mirror and so he puts on his hoodie and out the door but not to work because he doesn't have a job. He's always by himself until because his life sucks then he why his dad didn't throw his mom down the stairs while she was pregnant with him . Don't worry chickenhawk, one day you'll and spend the rest of your life in hell with where you can while you get in the day after day after day.Ya dig? Giddy up!
Lemons, this never was a for sale thread, there wasn't enough coherency for it to be.
10-07-2009, 10:40 PM
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Basically here's a day in the life of chickenhawk, in pictures of course.
in the morning, then he looks at the mirror and so he puts on his hoodie and out the door but not to work because he doesn't have a job. He's always by himself until because his life sucks then he why his dad didn't throw his mom down the stairs while she was pregnant with him . Don't worry chickenhawk, one day you'll and spend the rest of your life in hell with where you can while you get in the day after day after day.
Ya dig? Giddy up!
Lemons, this never was a for sale thread, there wasn't enough coherency for it to be.
in the morning, then he looks at the mirror and so he puts on his hoodie and out the door but not to work because he doesn't have a job. He's always by himself until because his life sucks then he why his dad didn't throw his mom down the stairs while she was pregnant with him . Don't worry chickenhawk, one day you'll and spend the rest of your life in hell with where you can while you get in the day after day after day.Ya dig? Giddy up!
Lemons, this never was a for sale thread, there wasn't enough coherency for it to be.
!!!!!!!That was pretty good!
and I'll go ahead and throw in a 
too.
10-07-2009, 10:46 PM
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I was looking back at the OP and he sometimes just randomly throws in smilies.. Some kind of make since in their spot... But some are just random as ****.
You dawgs wszup i got a ypipe
fer sale fer 550$$$$$$$deal of the century
is wut im sayin so come get fed
an let the tq and powa flow to da ground
I'm going to start typing and doing half of the post in smilies.. I kind of like it!
10-09-2009, 02:40 PM
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I was looking back at the OP and he sometimes just randomly throws in smilies.. Some kind of make since in their spot... But some are just random as ****.
You dawgs wszup i got a ypipe
fer sale fer 550$$$$$$$deal of the century
is wut im sayin so come get fedan let the tq and powa flow to da ground
I should probably stop posting here and bumping him.
10-10-2009, 06:06 AM
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What up dawg breath... I assume the above line is another f/s ad he had? So he says his Y pipe is crappy? I guess a Y pipe is a suspension piece now since it lets the "powa flo to da ground." Also in the original post, I wish my car had torg.
I should probably stop posting here and bumping him.
I should probably stop posting here and bumping him.
COMESSSS OUT OF ''STATE COTTAGE'' IS HATERRRRRRRR..
AN ,,WHITE TRASH AN
SSSS AN YOUR MA MA WEARS COMBATE,BOOOOOOOOOTSSSSSSSSS...
:moo n:
NOW THAT,SSS
:thefin ger
10-10-2009, 10:48 AM
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So what if my mom wears combat boots? That might be the worst comeback I've ever heard. Wait, I have a better one, your mom wears gloves in the winter
So out of curiousity, what do you drive? Post pics if you have them.
Anyone want to take bets that pics of his car have been posted on the cheesiest f body thread already?
10-10-2009, 06:27 PM
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''the american dream '' Haha dude I'm starting to like you (no homo). Ok so were you trying to bash my "State Cottage?" If you were you probably shouldn't have said that pimps come from there.
So what if my mom wears combat boots? That might be the worst comeback I've ever heard. Wait, I have a better one, your mom wears gloves in the winter
So out of curiousity, what do you drive? Post pics if you have them.
Anyone want to take bets that pics of his car have been posted on the cheesiest f body thread already?
So what if my mom wears combat boots? That might be the worst comeback I've ever heard. Wait, I have a better one, your mom wears gloves in the winter
So out of curiousity, what do you drive? Post pics if you have them.
Anyone want to take bets that pics of his car have been posted on the cheesiest f body thread already?
AMERICAN....AN MY MOM WEAR,D ''GLUEKOSHIS'' AN MITT IN,S IN THE WINTER..
10-10-2009, 07:49 PM
#54
What the ****?
https://ls1tech.com/forums/11957469-post10.html
https://ls1tech.com/forums/11999009-post10.html
You drive a pro-mod or a mustang?
https://ls1tech.com/forums/12001083-post7.html
https://ls1tech.com/forums/12008006-post1.html
https://ls1tech.com/forums/12145522-post14.html
https://ls1tech.com/forums/12304614-post6.html
I honest to god don't know what 3/4 of your posts are even about.. Doubt you do either. If you really talk like this and act like this in real life.... Damn do I wish I knew you.
Please translate links ^^^!
https://ls1tech.com/forums/11957469-post10.html
https://ls1tech.com/forums/11999009-post10.html
You drive a pro-mod or a mustang?
https://ls1tech.com/forums/12001083-post7.html
https://ls1tech.com/forums/12008006-post1.html
https://ls1tech.com/forums/12145522-post14.html
https://ls1tech.com/forums/12304614-post6.html
I honest to god don't know what 3/4 of your posts are even about.. Doubt you do either. If you really talk like this and act like this in real life.... Damn do I wish I knew you.
Please translate links ^^^!
10-11-2009, 10:30 AM
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I assume you're talking to me with the translation request lemons. If not I'll do it anyway because some of these are good.
Not much to say here except buk buk buk. I don't even know where to begin in my quest to understand what that means.
Again with the buk buk buk, . Also, I wish my car had a gorilla tune, maybe it would run like a raped ape afterwards (I know it was a bad joke).
Post continued below because I quoted so many smilies the website forced me to break up the posts.
Not much to say here except buk buk buk. I don't even know where to begin in my quest to understand what that means.
BADDDD AZZZZZ ''TUNERS''
. Also, I wish my car had a gorilla tune, maybe it would run like a raped ape afterwards (I know it was a bad joke).Post continued below because I quoted so many smilies the website forced me to break up the posts.
10-11-2009, 10:33 AM
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the above is not how you begin a for sale thread.
This one is the best yet. He complements the guy on his truck then he says he wants to shoot him and warship his dead body (what's it called when people have sex with dead bodies?), then he wants to drive (the truck presumably) and go work at google.
As a side note, I did a quick search on google to find out what it was called when people get with dead people, search F***ing dead bodies on google, the results are entertaining.
DIS B DA 
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OUT DIS
10-11-2009, 01:28 PM
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State, cottege is ''slow'' THAT,S RIGHT EVERY THING THAT COMES OUT OF, THE JOKE ''COTTEGE''
IS ROACH MOBILS..CARS.. WHADJA GONDA DEW WENT MY,,
''GIDDY UP'' BADD TO THE ''BONE'' COMES FLYING PASS YOUR SLOW AZZ;
TRASH/ JUNK.. AN NOTHING IN STATE COTTEGE, CAN EVER HOLD;
A
TO THE KING ''INJECTION CONNECTIONS'' DALE CHERRY...
..
CAN YOU DIG IT, HOOFIN MOUTH, JOKES OF STATE COTTEGE... NOW THAT,S BAZOOKA BREATH,...
WARRIOR,S COM OUT AND PLAY YAY....
IS ROACH MOBILS..
CARS.. WHADJA GONDA DEW WENT MY,,''GIDDY UP'' BADD TO THE ''BONE'' COMES FLYING PASS YOUR SLOW AZZ;
TRASH/ JUNK.. AN NOTHING IN STATE COTTEGE, CAN EVER HOLD;A
TO THE KING ''INJECTION CONNECTIONS'' DALE CHERRY..... CAN YOU DIG IT, HOOFIN MOUTH, JOKES OF STATE COTTEGE... NOW THAT,S BAZOOKA BREATH,...WARRIOR,S COM OUT AND PLAY YAY....
