Zturd's bridal shower / dyno day
06-22-2009, 05:11 PM
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Leaving the wife at home for sure. Thats always a constant. Hell I maybe even get her a new rack. Problem dont know whether to go with silicone or saleen? Got any advice. The silicone is very expensive. But they say the saleen leave bags/ripples. So need to find a place where I can check them out. Gonna make it an education trip. So if you bring some tail make sure they have implants.
06-23-2009, 11:50 PM
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06-24-2009, 06:21 AM
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Actually after listening to a few M&M songs I figured on using Valium and cocaine to balance things out. Then I change her contacts subscribsion and she's good to go. That and I have donate my ********* to her pig Filbert for reproductive needs..
....where do you come up with this ****??
06-24-2009, 10:59 AM
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Well see it all started with when my parents used to lock me the closet with a spider named ouchy. I named him ouchy cause everytime I'd pet him, he bit me and I YELLED OUCHY!!!!!! So anyways I started to cry in my later years in the closet so they started giving me whiskey to drink to shut me up. So basically I would cry and then drink the whiskey and I could get all drunked up and start seeing ****. It ended up being a gateway drug to pot,cocaine,toad butts, whipits, slingshots, purple mooses with chicken legs. At one point they thought i was brain dead so they shocked me with the chewed through cord from the Christmas tree. At this point I realized that spiked hair is a cool look and I liked doing the SHOCKER (2pink 1stink) maneuever. However due to no women in the closet I would pratice this on a shoe with 2 different colored shoe laces that I named stinky shoe. The name was cause I think that shoe had some mud on it that smelled all to unfamiliar but I used the mud for the lubricant and it tasted funny........
To be continued.......
To be continued.......
06-24-2009, 11:03 AM
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Well see it all started with when my parents used to lock me the closet with a spider named ouchy. I named him ouchy cause everytime I'd pet him, he bit me and I YELLED OUCHY!!!!!! So anyways I started to cry in my later years in the closet so they started giving me whiskey to drink to shut me up. So basically I would cry and then drink the whiskey and I could get all drunked up and start seeing ****. It ended up being a gateway drug to pot,cocaine,toad butts, whipits, slingshots, purple mooses with chicken legs. At one point they thought i was brain dead so they shocked me with the chewed through cord from the Christmas tree. At this point I realized that spiked hair is a cool look and I liked doing the SHOCKER (2pink 1stink) maneuever. However due to no women in the closet I would pratice this on a shoe with 2 different colored shoe laces that I named stinky shoe. The name was cause I think that shoe had some mud on it that smelled all to unfamiliar but I used the mud for the lubricant and it tasted funny........
To be continued.......
To be continued.......
WTF?!?!?!?! That is some fucked uo ****. don't you have anything better to do at work. Or is this kinda of talk scaring away all your customers too?
06-24-2009, 11:36 AM
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To be continued..............
After the whippits, whiskey, cocaine, and shockers Bruce decided to turn the **** on the closet door and you guessed it, he CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET!!! With his new found drug addiction and alcoholism, he decided to participate in the gay **** industry because the drugs made his member larger and he lasted for hours on end. The economy dipped and the gay **** industry took a turn for the worse. Bruce decided he needed to get his act together. He went out and bought a red 2000 FRC vette and started modding it. Along the way he met a pretty woman who he now calls his fiance'. They are due to get married soon. He plans to have a dyno day as a last HOORAH before the wedding. As long as his car stays together, we should have some fun.
JK
See you all there.
/story
After the whippits, whiskey, cocaine, and shockers Bruce decided to turn the **** on the closet door and you guessed it, he CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET!!! With his new found drug addiction and alcoholism, he decided to participate in the gay **** industry because the drugs made his member larger and he lasted for hours on end. The economy dipped and the gay **** industry took a turn for the worse. Bruce decided he needed to get his act together. He went out and bought a red 2000 FRC vette and started modding it. Along the way he met a pretty woman who he now calls his fiance'. They are due to get married soon. He plans to have a dyno day as a last HOORAH before the wedding. As long as his car stays together, we should have some fun.
JK See you all there.
/story
06-24-2009, 11:41 AM
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To be continued..............
After the whippits, whiskey, cocaine, and shockers Bruce decided to turn the **** on the closet door and you guessed it, he CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET!!! With his new found drug addiction and alcoholism, he decided to participate in the gay **** industry because the drugs made his member larger and he lasted for hours on end. The economy dipped and the gay **** industry took a turn for the worse. Bruce decided he needed to get his act together. He went out and bought a red 2000 FRC vette and started modding it. Along the way he met a pretty woman who he now calls his fiance'. They are due to get married soon. He plans to have a dyno day as a last HOORAH before the wedding. As long as his car stays together, we should have some fun. JK
See you all there.
/story
After the whippits, whiskey, cocaine, and shockers Bruce decided to turn the **** on the closet door and you guessed it, he CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET!!! With his new found drug addiction and alcoholism, he decided to participate in the gay **** industry because the drugs made his member larger and he lasted for hours on end. The economy dipped and the gay **** industry took a turn for the worse. Bruce decided he needed to get his act together. He went out and bought a red 2000 FRC vette and started modding it. Along the way he met a pretty woman who he now calls his fiance'. They are due to get married soon. He plans to have a dyno day as a last HOORAH before the wedding. As long as his car stays together, we should have some fun.
JK See you all there.
/story
Damn that was a good story
06-24-2009, 12:46 PM
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To be continued..............
After the whippits, whiskey, cocaine, and shockers Bruce decided to turn the **** on the closet door and you guessed it, he CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET!!! With his new found drug addiction and alcoholism, he decided to participate in the gay **** industry because the drugs made his member larger and he lasted for hours on end. The economy dipped and the gay **** industry took a turn for the worse. Bruce decided he needed to get his act together. He went out and bought a red 2000 FRC vette and started modding it. Along the way he met a pretty woman who he now calls his fiance'. They are due to get married soon. He plans to have a dyno day as a last HOORAH before the wedding. As long as his car stays together, we should have some fun. JK
See you all there.
/story
After the whippits, whiskey, cocaine, and shockers Bruce decided to turn the **** on the closet door and you guessed it, he CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET!!! With his new found drug addiction and alcoholism, he decided to participate in the gay **** industry because the drugs made his member larger and he lasted for hours on end. The economy dipped and the gay **** industry took a turn for the worse. Bruce decided he needed to get his act together. He went out and bought a red 2000 FRC vette and started modding it. Along the way he met a pretty woman who he now calls his fiance'. They are due to get married soon. He plans to have a dyno day as a last HOORAH before the wedding. As long as his car stays together, we should have some fun.
JK See you all there.
/story
06-24-2009, 01:30 PM
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J/K....... ok i'm only serious! 
06-24-2009, 03:59 PM
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Has anyone actually met her to confirm she's indeed a woman?