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Old 08-26-2009, 05:16 PM
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Default Don't be an *******...

We have (at the place I work) a new "Manager" that is a massive *******.

Obnoxious, overbearing, repugnant, loud, and.. well .. an *******.

Seems this ******* likes a cigar after every day at work.

Keeps said cigars on his desk in an ******* cigar case.

I then took several of these cigars from the ******** desk, and then opened my pants and rubbed these cigars all over my swampy, sweaty, and sticky *****.. and then into the crack of my drippy wet ***.

Now- at the conclusion on every day- I smile as he chumps down & lights up his cigar. Such aromatic flavor!
Old 08-26-2009, 05:19 PM
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hahahahaha lmfao that is hilarious, fucked up but hilarious!!
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LOL!!!!!
I mean LOL!!!!!

Rock this t-shirt!

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Godamnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!
Old 08-26-2009, 06:17 PM
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Wait....what?
Old 08-26-2009, 06:30 PM
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So when did your internship begin, Monica?
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remind me not to hire Mr. B....
Old 08-26-2009, 08:06 PM
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lol funny
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A boss is like diaper always on your *** and full of ****
Old 08-26-2009, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Dirty Dog
So when did your internship begin, Monica?
ha ha ha... only man juice on them cee-gars!
Old 08-26-2009, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by subarubill96
remind me not to hire Mr. B....
Ohh.. I'm a very hard-working and docile guy at work- but this guy is a massive *******.. I mean he doesn't even work hard at it- it comes naturally for him.

The ENTIRE place hates him.
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<---Bob's boss

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Hope he doesnt have a video camera to catch that...
Old 08-27-2009, 06:01 AM
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Originally Posted by SSINNER
Hope he doesnt have a video camera to catch that...
Now that he smoked one, I hope he does!
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haha...thats great. im lucky, i actually love my boss and we get along like best friends. makes coming to work a pleasure....as stupid as that sounds.
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uhhh... thats fucked up hahahahahahahaha
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Originally Posted by Mr. B
Now that he smoked one, I hope he does!
Old 08-27-2009, 10:30 AM
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Nice!!!!!!!!!!!
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i just hope u didnt post that at work.. lol
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man could you imagine if he did have a camera to see what you did....the look on his face would be PRICELESS!!!!!!

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