Don't be an asshole...
Don't be an *******... We have (at the place I work) a new "Manager" that is a massive *******.
Obnoxious, overbearing, repugnant, loud, and.. well .. an *******.
Seems this ******* likes a cigar after every day at work.
Keeps said cigars on his desk in an ******* cigar case.
I then took several of these cigars from the ******** desk, and then opened my pants and rubbed these cigars all over my swampy, sweaty, and sticky *****.. and then into the crack of my drippy wet ***.
Now- at the conclusion on every day- I smile as he chumps down & lights up his cigar. Such aromatic flavor!
Obnoxious, overbearing, repugnant, loud, and.. well .. an *******.
Seems this ******* likes a cigar after every day at work.
Keeps said cigars on his desk in an ******* cigar case.
I then took several of these cigars from the ******** desk, and then opened my pants and rubbed these cigars all over my swampy, sweaty, and sticky *****.. and then into the crack of my drippy wet ***.
Now- at the conclusion on every day- I smile as he chumps down & lights up his cigar. Such aromatic flavor!
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