Doh!

Steve you just been again

 

True, he has only been 10.3x in the car (deep staged by the way) so far...that was without the assistance of it's 400 shot (250 + 150?) of nitrous of course.






True again...but who said that it was his bike that he ran those 8s on?

 

Nurse Betty, try to be more observant like Rick.
I never said on my bike.
It was on my friends Turbo bike.
But I did go 9 teens on my bike and that was not pushing it to the max.

Still faster than your Junk!

So......to you too.

 

OK, you can eat you words now.

You are not even man enough to ride the scooter, nevermind an 8 second bike!

I guess Rick and Marc are the only ones that pay attention.

 

Hey i have gone 10.3s deep without nitrous too.

 

True, and like Steve, you also aren't quite done yet.
There might be high 9s NA in Steve's car but I'm pretty damn sure that there's some in yours.

 

Yes, but you don't have the Giggle Juice which is good for about a full second!--

I know, I know, your wife won't let you have it...cry me a river.

 

Your bike bike never wheelied like my car does, especially with the fanny pack weighing it down.
I'm still doubting it was low 9's, high 9's is what I remember you talking about back in the day. This was like 10 years ago buddy.............strangely I remember your hair was just as gray then, maybe your memory is a bit optimistic? You got a timeslip there Angelle?

 

I think Steve says he used to race his bike cause it gives him an excuse to wear the nice tight leathers!!

 

hahahaha , hey just remember your:
lighter
stroked
sprayed
trailored
vette is still slower than my Junk and that's a FACT!!!

 

Lighter? Not sure about that one?

Stroked? and yours isn't? You had a 441!

Sprayed? I'm not running the spray yet, but when I do, I am confident that I will be able to pick up more than a 1/2 second to run faster than you.

I trailer because I can.

Now lets see?
You run a high compression, race gas 441.
You have training wheels and giant slicks.
Your ugly.
And you get beat up by angry moms!

The way I see it, I WIN!

 

Well, believe it.

Back in the day when you were still dreaming about going fast in your Trans Am with it's Hypertech Chip and K&N airfilter.
I was charging down the racetrack in the Single Digits.

I raced in a 9.90 index.
I would leave easy and short shift it, but still have good MPH.
My cams were advanced for TQ too.
If I made some minor adjustments I think I could have put the bike in the 8.90's as she sat.
But I didn't need it. I was looking for consistency, not chest puffing one off bragging passes.

That is for Silver Trans Am owners.

 

I got slips, but not the kind you wear under your smock Nurse Betty!

 

Hahahahahahahahaha-Hypertech Chip-Hahahahahaha

That's freakin' Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't even know WHAT to say after that! lol

That is the joke of the month-EASY-2nd only to Edgars Penguin.

 

Hahahahaha!

 

So let me make sure I have this straight.

a. Steve has gone fast on someone else's bike (not even relevant on ls1tech but we'll give him that)
b. Steve's car has gone 9's with ........another driver
c. Edgar has never run his vette with nitrous and has gone 10.3.s deep like Steve
d. Steve's vette has nitrous but he has only gone 10.3s cause he never used it

This all sound pretty accurate king of excuses?


I propose we start the "Anonymous Fan"ny" club" 1st rule of the Fanny Club is make an excuse. 2nd rule is make an excuse as to why you made an excuse in rule 1. 3rd rule, quote how quick someone has gone in someone else's car and take credit for being fast just because.

 

Anybody need any jungle juice ,Steak or cigars.... refills please
u guys are a riot

 

What're YOU laughin' at??????
We can't even take you out in public anymore!!!!!!
Last time Steve and I went to the movies with you, you were swearing and cursing up a storm louder than the previews!!!!!!
There was a family with little kids in front of us and I had to apologize to the father for you, I told him you were "special" and to let it go.

At least "I" was a friend and spoke up to help you out.

Not like Steve, friggin' lady comes at me with a butcher knife and Steve just turns his back.
Thanks Steve.

 

 

That's because you made me sit next to Steve.