View Poll Results: How Gay Is Zturd
Very Gay
250
84.75%
His Bible says Adam and Steve were the first man and woman
14
4.75%
He fantasizes about Detroit Muscles Banana Hammock
23
7.80%
Hes not Gay hes just sensitive
8
2.71%
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How Gay is Zturd
12-10-2010, 09:06 AM
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listen here you geriatric ****! You keep your liver spotted hands off my mother!!! If you do i will shove your head so far up your *** you can hear your colon make.... ****!!!!!!!!! Just like when you pound your fat boyfriend with genital warts farting out asteroid style hot sauce on your tongue as he sings dominic the donkey out of tune!
Now go to corvetteforum and post that in your pipe and smoke it since you're under double secret probation so you can take your wendy's mcflurry, melt into that weird consistancy that looks like dirty water and drink it pal!
Now go to corvetteforum and post that in your pipe and smoke it since you're under double secret probation so you can take your wendy's mcflurry, melt into that weird consistancy that looks like dirty water and drink it pal!
12-10-2010, 04:50 PM
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You!!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! I will peronsally attack you and come at you like a spider monkey hopped up on Mt.Dew and throw a little 8lb 7oz baby jesus in your car with a live cougar in the car so you can drive fast for once and as the cougar starts to chow down on your FN ***** coughing up sperm burps as you almost pass out you realize that this was your wildest fantasy from where the Wild things are so you can finally climax listening to Big Bird from Sesame street getting ran over by a school bus full of retarded kids all while choking on a splinter from vettewrenches wooden dick nutsickle!!!
geesh! 
02-16-2011, 04:05 PM
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Yall are a trip... Im gonna like it here... BTW i dont know this Zturd you keep refering to. But I am sure if this many people think he is ghey he should just change his location to in the closet. Cause he is in serious DENIAL.
And no you sick gay I did NOT say **** I said DENIAL. Like what your mom is in about how her little boy could grow up so homo.
LOL
And no you sick gay I did NOT say **** I said DENIAL. Like what your mom is in about how her little boy could grow up so homo.
LOL
02-16-2011, 09:54 PM
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For those of you who don't know Mikep here he is singing the fluffernutter song for Zturd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yn6V...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yn6V...eature=related
02-17-2011, 08:45 AM
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Obviously its an attempt at a online intervention. There are so many people who know he is gay and are just trying to help him realize this and to comfort him as he comes out of the closet. We are his support group. Ready to accept him in all his gayness... As long as he doesnt hit on us...
02-17-2011, 09:24 AM
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normally id leave it alone.. be the bigger man. but A) its fun B) he plays into it and C) he might be attracted to "bigger" men and I dont need that kind of gay stalker stress.