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Old Jan 3, 2011 | 05:50 PM
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Sorry its winter and I am quite bored... So I figured I would throw you one of my daughters little brain teasers. Here it is...

A cowboy rides into town on Friday he stays 5 days and leaves again on Friday... How did he do it?

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Old Jan 3, 2011 | 05:52 PM
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It is only 5 days and 2 Weekend days??
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Old Jan 3, 2011 | 05:54 PM
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It is only 5 days and 2 Weekend days??
NOT!!!!!!!!! that would be way to easy...
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Old Jan 3, 2011 | 05:55 PM
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Is this a Brokeback cowboy or a normal cowboy?
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Old Jan 3, 2011 | 05:57 PM
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Is this a Brokeback cowboy or a normal cowboy?
Normal Cowboy no red hair!!! Aj said he has fuzzy nuts... (and he likes that in a man.)
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Old Jan 3, 2011 | 05:59 PM
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His horse is named Friday
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Old Jan 3, 2011 | 06:01 PM
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His horse is named Friday
Props to you... Obvious you have kids and been watching TV or eating to many cracker jacks.

Guess I should go in the garage and turn wrenches.
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Old Jan 3, 2011 | 06:07 PM
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Obvious you have kids
Please don't wish that on me!!!!

No kids, just work for a big corporate law firm... Attention to detail and **** like this is what keeps my job secure
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Old Jan 3, 2011 | 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by mikep2002
Props to you... Obvious you have kids and been watching TV or eating to many cracker jacks.

Guess I should go in the garage and turn wrenches.
yes you should
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Old Jan 3, 2011 | 07:47 PM
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Unfortunatley I know that came from the nick show, Icarly...... My daughter has that crap on constantly
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Old Jan 3, 2011 | 09:27 PM
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Heres a question.... a Polish guy sits on a wooden chair with a 3 holes in the center, 3 holes to the right of that and 3 to the left of that. The polish guy leans left slightly and farts. What hole did it go through first?
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Old Jan 3, 2011 | 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Zturd
Heres a question.... a Polish guy sits on a wooden chair with a 3 holes in the center, 3 holes to the right of that and 3 to the left of that. The polish guy leans left slightly and farts. What hole did it go through first?
His *******!!!!!!!!
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Old Jan 4, 2011 | 06:45 AM
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MikeP walks into a bar.....

oh wait, this is supposed to be brain teasers, that one is too easy.
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Old Jan 4, 2011 | 08:16 AM
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If god sneezes...what do you say to him?
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Old Jan 4, 2011 | 09:33 AM
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Goes in tight!
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Old Jan 4, 2011 | 11:10 AM
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What are you talking about... Chuck Norris doesn't sneeze. If he did the universe would end and no one would be able to say anything.
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Old Jan 4, 2011 | 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by TNTramair
MikeP walks into a bar.....

oh wait, this is supposed to be brain teasers, that one is too easy.
MikeP dont like bars... They`re be kind of boring. I like the fist pumping...
Mikep likes the club... Thats where the *** is at.... You will not find me sitting at Seacrets bar unless she is hott.......... But u will see me on the dance floor looking like a Mexican jumping bean...
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Zturd walks into a gay bar and offers $5 blow jobs .... Ten minutes later he walks out with $57.50... How did zturd end up with $57.50 at $5 per job
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Old Jan 4, 2011 | 06:09 PM
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$2.50 reach arounds?
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Old Jan 4, 2011 | 06:33 PM
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Maybe 2.50 for taking ****
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