Sorry its winter and I am quite bored... So I figured I would throw you one of my daughters little brain teasers. Here it is...

A cowboy rides into town on Friday he stays 5 days and leaves again on Friday... How did he do it?

 

It is only 5 days and 2 Weekend days??

 

NOT!!!!!!!!! that would be way to easy...

 

Is this a Brokeback cowboy or a normal cowboy?

 

Normal Cowboy no red hair!!! Aj said he has fuzzy nuts... (and he likes that in a man.)

 

His horse is named Friday

 

Props to you... Obvious you have kids and been watching TV or eating to many cracker jacks.

Guess I should go in the garage and turn wrenches.

 

Please don't wish that on me!!!!

No kids, just work for a big corporate law firm... Attention to detail and **** like this is what keeps my job secure

 

yes you should

 

Unfortunatley I know that came from the nick show, Icarly...... My daughter has that crap on constantly

 

Heres a question.... a Polish guy sits on a wooden chair with a 3 holes in the center, 3 holes to the right of that and 3 to the left of that. The polish guy leans left slightly and farts. What hole did it go through first?

 

His *******!!!!!!!!

 

MikeP walks into a bar.....

oh wait, this is supposed to be brain teasers, that one is too easy.

 

If god sneezes...what do you say to him?

 

Goes in tight!

 

What are you talking about... Chuck Norris doesn't sneeze. If he did the universe would end and no one would be able to say anything.

 

MikeP dont like bars... They`re be kind of boring. I like the fist pumping...
Mikep likes the club... Thats where the *** is at.... You will not find me sitting at Seacrets bar unless she is hott.......... But u will see me on the dance floor looking like a Mexican jumping bean...

 

Zturd walks into a gay bar and offers $5 blow jobs .... Ten minutes later he walks out with $57.50... How did zturd end up with $57.50 at $5 per job

 

$2.50 reach arounds?

 

Maybe 2.50 for taking ****