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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 06:29 PM
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I went to Conn and me and my weetodded buddiez was drinkin lots of beer the nithgt befour, so me and the olde layde had to drive slow cuz I reeliey canat read reel good and the mapp had lotz of big wordz like "lefft" and "rigth" and stuff liek that. But thtz ok cuz my Daddy bought me the hole hiheway.. all the wae to Wallingford! Hez the best, my Daddy!



Thenn, kenns wyfe Dahnees whipped up somm reel goodd fewd.. jus like momma noyze made when we waz pour and stuf. It was reel taestee, and then Dahnees tukked me and my olyde laydee in.. but not befour she gav uz hot milkk and kookeez and red us a stori callid "The velteteen rabbet" which is my favahrit story!



IM sutch a lukky boy..
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This is gona get locked too.
Old Apr 4, 2005 | 06:45 PM
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This is gona get locked too.
I hope not.. it was great writing it..
Old Apr 4, 2005 | 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. B


I went to Conn and me and my weetodded buddiez was drinkin lots of beer the nithgt befour, so me and the olde layde had to drive slow cuz I reeliey canat read reel good and the mapp had lotz of big wordz like "lefft" and "rigth" and stuff liek that. But thtz ok cuz my Daddy bought me the hole hiheway.. all the wae to Wallingford! Hez the best, my Daddy!



Thenn, kenns wyfe Dahnees whipped up somm reel goodd fewd.. jus like momma noyze made when we waz pour and stuf. It was reel taestee, and then Dahnees tukked me and my olyde laydee in.. but not befour she gav uz hot milkk and kookeez and red us a stori callid "The velteteen rabbet" which is my favahrit story!



IM sutch a lukky boy..
Wow,, thats hurts...my face hurts you 'ol bastard.
Old Apr 4, 2005 | 06:51 PM
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sweet jesus I give it an a-
Old Apr 4, 2005 | 07:14 PM
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You really outdid yourself this time Bob!
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Originally Posted by Big Mike
You really outdid yourself this time Bob!
Too bad I had to stop for dinner..
Old Apr 4, 2005 | 07:53 PM
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OMG, that was some funny **** .
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Originally Posted by Mike 00'SS
OMG, that was some funny ****.
It really was/is.
Old Apr 4, 2005 | 08:12 PM
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this is great!!!
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. B
But thtz ok cuz my Daddy bought me the hole hiheway
That got me good.
Old Apr 4, 2005 | 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe "Preachers Sheets" DIESO
That got me good.
Old Apr 4, 2005 | 10:25 PM
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was this just a random stab or did i miss somthing
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bookmarked it to my favorite places..
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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 07:47 AM
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Old Apr 5, 2005 | 07:49 AM
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Bob has lots of time on his hands because he has no friends, hell even his wife doesnt like him.
i feel bad you will die a lonly old man, and i will have all my daddies money. haha!!!!

and how the hell did you know my dad was going to get me my own highway???? i dont think i told anyone yet.
Old Apr 5, 2005 | 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Noyzee
and i will have all my daddies money. haha!!!!
Brad has a point there Bob, LOL
Old Apr 5, 2005 | 08:02 AM
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im trying to talk my daddy into getting me a helicopter for my Birf dat prestent. im going to be 11 teen soon, and im sik ov drivin to conn so i want to fli their, like peter pan.



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