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Mind blowing 30 seconds... Well that's how long we got to meet Steph, before her (Step)father flipped his lid. 
My 1/4 mile runs are longer than the visit you had with us yesterday! 
I tried to come up with reasons why this happened.
1. Could have been the sight of DIESO washing his car with a hose in one hand and a death grip on his beer can in his other hand.
2. Maybe it was Griff's BADFNZ plate that set him off?
3. Did he happen to catch the aroma of dog saliva emanating from Don's crotch?
4. Was he really that upset that Don lived far away?
But we all decided it was all my fault after you left. Next time I'll stay inside and not show myself unless I'm wearing an apron and saying things like "Yes sir." and "Right away Masa."
You shouldn't have shaken my hand in front of him.
I tend to get that reaction with fathers..
Seriously, it was great to meet you even for that short time. Looking forward to seeing you at the track!
My 1/4 mile runs are longer than the visit you had with us yesterday! I tried to come up with reasons why this happened.
1. Could have been the sight of DIESO washing his car with a hose in one hand and a death grip on his beer can in his other hand.
2. Maybe it was Griff's BADFNZ plate that set him off?
3. Did he happen to catch the aroma of dog saliva emanating from Don's crotch?
4. Was he really that upset that Don lived far away?
But we all decided it was all my fault after you left. Next time I'll stay inside and not show myself unless I'm wearing an apron and saying things like "Yes sir." and "Right away Masa."
You shouldn't have shaken my hand in front of him.
I tend to get that reaction with fathers..Seriously, it was great to meet you even for that short time. Looking forward to seeing you at the track!
like wise steph it was good to meet ya for 30 seconds hopefully next time it can be a lil longer.
i know youll like your car after you get it back though with all the goodies you dropped off
i know youll like your car after you get it back though with all the goodies you dropped off
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Originally Posted by badpewter-z
likewise steph it was good to meet ya for 30 seconds hopefully next tim eit can be a lil longer.
i know youll lik eyour caqr after you get it back though with all the goodies you dropped off
i know youll lik eyour caqr after you get it back though with all the goodies you dropped off
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Originally Posted by badpewter-z
tim eit can be a lil longer.
i know youll lik eyour caqr
i know youll lik eyour caqr
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He was in such a rush to get laid that he unplugged one of my wiring clips for my injectors! We started the car and the engine started missing badly. Don was like "Hey maybe you need one of these plugged in."
I see how it is Keith.
By the way, how much do you want to bet, that Steph was forced to wash her hands at the nearest gas station after she left. I'll even say his first choice was to use gas to "get the black out."
We started the car and the engine started missing badly. Don was like "Hey maybe you need one of these plugged in."I see how it is Keith.
By the way, how much do you want to bet, that Steph was forced to wash her hands at the nearest gas station after she left. I'll even say his first choice was to use gas to "get the black out."
Originally Posted by Joe "Preachers Sheets" DIESO
Made you forget about that 364 rwhp pull eh?
its the dyno it hates my car its a known fact im still over 400 atleast
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He was in such a rush to get laid that he unplugged one of my wiring clips for my injectors! We started the car and the engine started missing badly. Don was like "Hey maybe you need one of these plugged in."
I see how it is Keith.
By the way, how much do you want to bet, that Steph was forced to wash her hands at the nearest gas station after she left. I'll even say his first choice was to use gas to "get the black out."
We started the car and the engine started missing badly. Don was like "Hey maybe you need one of these plugged in."I see how it is Keith.
By the way, how much do you want to bet, that Steph was forced to wash her hands at the nearest gas station after she left. I'll even say his first choice was to use gas to "get the black out."
thats why i waitedprobbly had sanitizer in the truck
That type of hand sanitizer is imported from Southie.
"gets the black out".
Screw those damn dirty bastards. What's next, a Jewish sanitizer for when you leave a bagel shop? When will this madness end?
"gets the black out".
Screw those damn dirty bastards. What's next, a Jewish sanitizer for when you leave a bagel shop? When will this madness end?
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Originally Posted by badpewter-z
Its the dyno it hates my car its a known fact