was that your girl? i'm sorry man you can have her back, i'm done.
lol

 

i'm a lady, i don't date girls too often

 

Does she have a sister?

Dibs if so.

 

God damn.... so a fat broke dorky guy like me is REALLY screwed.....


Good thing I'm getting married this fall, sounds like I'm so out in the dating scene, it''s not even funnny.

 

Funny post

 

Kinda funny that I started this thread as a joke, but the responses kinda took a serious turn.

I have to agree with most of the guys on here. A hott girl will more times than not ONLY go for the "hott guys"....as for the comment about the hott girls going for average looking guys as long as the personality is good or the pockets are deep, I could only shake my head to the latter part of that. I have dated way too many girls in the past that were attracted to me because of my car or some materialistic crap like that. I would read those girls really quick and drop their asses the second I got what I wanted, fight fire with fire I always say!
Kinda funny how all girls always say oh I want a nice guy or a guy that knows how to treat a girl. BS! I have always tried to be a gentleman and when doing so, girls see this as a form of weakness and chit all over me. SO I developed the I'm an ******* attitude, but unfortunately I have a feeling that while displaying this attitude I will meet the right girl and unfortunately screw things up because I don't want to open myself up to the possibility of getting hurt by one of those materialistic biotches I had mentioned before.
Back to the original point of this post........yep seems like the fat, ugly, broke guys with no personality are **** out of luck!

 

damn stangman, you jsut made this post way more serious than it was starting to get hahaha.

 

But not all girls look for money.. So don't be too disappointed by that statement..

And jay, I wouldn't at all consider you fat so shush now

Funny I should mention this, I was talking to a bunch of my friends one night when we went out to dinner, and we were talking about guys that work on cars. We all agreed that this is a big turn on and there is something incredibly awesome about a guy that works on cars. My friend even said something like "if all guys knew how big of a turn on it is if they work on cars, every guy would do it"

 

im an ugle F^%K with big old teeth, but my old lady is pretty dam hot.
Not sure why she is with me tho, it cant be money because i spend it all on my car, i know it isnt my pecker, its not my good looks, its not my cloths, it must have somthing to do with personality, and i even lack that. lol
I suck

 

LOL if working on cars is hott, then I must be a God!

 

it is hot, i was doing it yeaterday, and it was 100 here. lol, thats hot!


PS< the ac guy is definetly putting it in my garage this winter for next year. im going to save up now. it will be sweet to have ac in there.

 

i dont know what anyone would see in u either..

 

OUCH! lol

 

Brad, you put a/c in your garage, scew me building one at my house.. I'll rent a space in yours LOL

but, nce my car goes in there... plan on seeing my ugly fat *** underneath it every weekend for a year though..

 

wow, your very hostil towards me.
what up wit that??
I have feelings to you know, and you are hurting them

 

JL, i alredy have the outdoor condenser for it, just need to get the air handler, and pipe it in. even the electric is close.
its on for sure!! hell, i pretty much live there anyway, why not

 

she feels sorry for ya

 

that could be it!!!!!
been with her for over 3 years now, she must feel real bad.

 

I remember you posting something about marrying her after you reached 9 seconds. ( I'm not sure if this is track ET or bedroom ET ) Who knows she may actually say yes!

Well I see the avg. guy, the hot guy, and the fat guy! Where does the black guy fit in all this? If we're below the fat guy, I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight!

 

you know the saying hung like a black man. you are all set.lol

i didnt say 9 seconds, i said when i need a parachute. lol
im close, but i may have to retract my statement, i spent all my money on my car and cant buy a ring