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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 01:46 PM
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Angry Hey Good Looking Guys.....!

Dear Good-looking guys,

Thanks for ruining things for us average-looking guys. You, like all men,
will tag pretty much anything female. So you go out to bars and other social
venues and you go for the low-hanging fruit. You go for the average-looking
girl. Why? Because they are easy and don't give you half the **** that hot
women give.

So what's the big deal? The big deal is that average girls don't know their
place anymore. They suddenly think that they are hot just because they have
been banged by a hot guy. They are wrong, and they do not know it. We
average guys, however, do know it. We know that the average girl
-- in the long term -- is out of your league. We know that she is in our
league, the league of the average. But she does not know that.

So the average girl goes on thinking she is hot and holding out for a hot
guy to spend the rest of her life with. Yes, it's great for the ego of the
average girl. She bangs a hot guy every now and then, and she really thinks
she is the ****. No one told her, though, that any guy (hot or not) will
bang any average girl. Sadly, the average women develop this "I'll never
settle" mentality. Average guys are suddenly not an option for them, leaving
us average guys out in the cold. The genuine hot girls, of course, are not
an option for us, so that leaves us with the fat chicks. Thanks. Thanks a
lot, hot guy. Meanwhile, the really hot chicks are sitting around dissing us
and waiting for you to come talk to them. (And we can only imagine the
torture that the fat guys are going through as we average guys are forced to
mack on their
women.)

So do the social scene a favor -- stick with your own kind. Leave the
average girls to us, and stop creating delusions of grandeur in their minds.
The average chick is our niche. We work hard enough as it is for the average
girl. Now you go work hard to bag the hot chick. Don't be afraid of a little
work.





Sorry guys I found this hilarious so I figured I'd post here!
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 01:48 PM
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LOL LMAO now that's funny right there.
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 02:04 PM
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LOL.....after reading it all I could picture was the poor fat guys in the corner watching as the fat chix got picked off one by one.
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 02:05 PM
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please accept my apology
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 02:23 PM
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lies... all lies!!
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 02:55 PM
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LOL....all this is the pure truth. Show me one average/good looking girl who will settle for a guy less than what she wants and I just may pass out!

Mike, I have apologized many a time as well!
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 03:03 PM
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Go watch "Hitch" and take notes...
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 03:09 PM
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LOL....Hitch was a funny *** movie and kinda disproves this thread
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 03:47 PM
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its not looks its all in the game and how you play it . if you dont have looks you better have something else going for ya.
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 03:53 PM
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personally, i know from experience and friends that at first a average or good looking girl is attracted to hot guys, but then when they are f*cked over by these guys, they look more for the personality. i can think of about 10 of my friends that fit that category for girls that are good looking but date uglier guys cause of their personality. but maybe its just my experience
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 03:54 PM
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now my point... average guys (as long as you have a personality or money or both), there is much hope for you
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 05:10 PM
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Like Keith said, it's all in the game. Either you have it or you don't. If you complain about it you don't have it.
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by lilstephsls1
personally, i know from experience and friends that at first a average or good looking girl is attracted to hot guys, but then when they are f*cked over by these guys, they look more for the personality. i can think of about 10 of my friends that fit that category for girls that are good looking but date uglier guys cause of their personality. but maybe its just my experience

naw, that jsut gets them in denial and makes them look for personality in good looking guys. When they do not have they force them selfes to beleive they do.







great post
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by lilstephsls1
now my point... average guys (as long as you have a personality or money or both), there is much hope for you

So if your average looking and don't have a great personality, you better have money or your just f*#ked... This is the funniest post I've seen in awhile. It really makes me feel bad for the fat guys, I guess they'll have to stick to
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 08:16 PM
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Some people just shouldn't breed anyway.
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by davered00ss
Some people just shouldn't breed anyway.
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 08:36 PM
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Don't hate the player.....Hate the game........LOL
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 09:02 PM
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ya but then there is the girls that say all they do is get fucked over by guys and just want a nice guy with good personality that will treat them right,and when they find it all they do is screw the guy over
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Nautilus
So if your average looking and don't have a great personality, you better have money or your just f*#ked... This is the funniest post I've seen in awhile. It really makes me feel bad for the fat guys, I guess they'll have to stick to
fat guys can't have money?
they just need a lot more.
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Old Jul 14, 2005 | 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by XJOSHX
naw, that jsut gets them in denial and makes them look for personality in good looking guys. When they do not have they force them selfes to beleive they do.
i disagree 97.2%
I have a really beautiful friend, that is with an avg joe smoe when it comes to looks, and she will admit she went with a more plain looking guy than normal and hes made her the happiest girl ever.
depends on the person.
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