Joke
Joke Had to post this joke a friend sent me.
A little boy and a little girl, both about eight years old, were playing in the sandbox.
Unexpectedly, the little boy farts, causing a little sand between his legs to shift. The little girl notices, and squeals with laughter, "How'd you do that," she asks.
"Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted."
"Can I try it?" she asks.
"Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."
She concentrates as she strains and grunts.
Suddenly, there's a huge explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out, and the little boy is thrown 20 feet, ending up against a tree. He groggily gets to his feet,runs back to where the little girl is.
He finds her lying on the ground, out cold, flat on her back, spread-eagle. Curiously, he lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims, " Just what I thought ... DUAL EXHAUST!!!"
A little boy and a little girl, both about eight years old, were playing in the sandbox.
Unexpectedly, the little boy farts, causing a little sand between his legs to shift. The little girl notices, and squeals with laughter, "How'd you do that," she asks.
"Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted."
"Can I try it?" she asks.
"Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."
She concentrates as she strains and grunts.
Suddenly, there's a huge explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out, and the little boy is thrown 20 feet, ending up against a tree. He groggily gets to his feet,runs back to where the little girl is.
He finds her lying on the ground, out cold, flat on her back, spread-eagle. Curiously, he lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims, " Just what I thought ... DUAL EXHAUST!!!"
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