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Old 03-19-2008, 10:22 AM
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lol i didnt see her again till after i got back from iraq the first time, she was with a new group of friends that were more stuck up. i ask if anyone wanted to go get somethin to eat just to get a reaction from her. all i got was alot of blank stairs and quiet akwardness from her.lol i laughed and walk off
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Originally Posted by gold98Z28
oh not true, tho she wasnt a beauty queen, she was a skinny blonde i picked up one night out cruisin, she had said somethin about wanting somethin eat earlier while we were sittin around BS'n with friends. we went for a ride......i ask if she wanted to get somethin to eat(knowing she was hungry).....she said no.....i said you sure.....no i left my purse at home......thats no problem i'll get it.....no that ok..... i pull into MCdonalds and say what ya want.... she orderd off the $1 menu. we go back to the B's(army days) and i ask her what she wanted to do....she said i guess i owe you for the food....she felt obligated to have sex with me since i bought her a double.lol she really felt she should s%ck and f^ck me for the two dollars i spent on her. how cool is that.
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Imagine what ya would have gotten if you took her to friendly's and got her a happy ending sundae
Old 03-19-2008, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by DannoWS6
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lol yes it was.....if ronald D only knew
Old 03-19-2008, 04:31 PM
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When I clicked on that link I thought that picture was the victim, not the perp. Yikes.
Old 03-19-2008, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by TNTramair
thats nothing...some 14yr old chick on the Maury tv show (quality tv show right there) had sex for a double cheeseburger with bacon.
LOL as wel
Old 03-19-2008, 06:35 PM
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thats the same town that a 15yr kid shot his dad last week for taking away myspace

ppl are fuking stupid

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Old 03-19-2008, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by TNTramair
thats nothing...some 14yr old chick on the Maury tv show (quality tv show right there) had sex for a double cheeseburger with bacon.

LMFAO
Old 03-20-2008, 04:46 AM
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wow, talk about cheap dates. here i am goin to outback. mcdonalds must have a drug in it ;D
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pull into MCdonalds and say what ya want.... she orderd off the $1 menu. we go back to the B's(army days) and i ask her what she wanted to do....she said i guess i owe you for the food....she felt obligated to have sex with me since i bought her a double.lol she really felt she should s%ck and f^ck me for the two dollars i spent on her. how cool is that.
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then the next morning you take a **** and it looks like a milk shake and burns like you just had TacoBell with extra hot stuff.
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Originally Posted by ace68
then the next morning you take a **** and it looks like a milk shake and burns like you just had TacoBell with extra hot stuff.

ewww

Gotta bag before you tag. Especially if your getting it after ordering from the dollar menu. Now a value meal, well maybe you could get away with that.
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This whole thread is freakin
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Originally Posted by 79_T/A
Its alright as long as its got bacon. Having sex for a plain double cheeseburger is just wrong.
well sometimes they forget about the hamburger cause when Im done with them they fall asleep


that gas wanting whale wont get more than a fart from me even if im
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Originally Posted by eddielb
well sometimes they forget about the hamburger cause when Im done with them they fall asleep


that gas wanting whale wont get more than a fart from me even if im
i dunno...i bet your team player and a good wingman

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Old 03-20-2008, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by ace68
then the next morning you take a **** and it looks like a milk shake and burns like you just had TacoBell with extra hot stuff.
dude if you live anywhere near a military post/base you better wrap your **** up...... every time...... and leave the lights on....... no exceptions
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i would have paid for that sweethearts gas is she promised NOT to have sex with me
Old 03-23-2008, 07:53 AM
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I think this sums it up
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Old 03-24-2008, 09:42 AM
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This thread is killing me....
Old 03-24-2008, 02:17 PM
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the whole governor in NY ****?
this dude in my class chimed in n said
"For $6 grand an hour id sure as hell ***** myself out too!"

i worked at a local college food place. drunk girls came in n offered lezbo sex with me for one... yea one french fry.




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