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Yeah! After observing the flyboys in both Key West and Kadena air base, well damn the airforce has it made. And in turn of the latter, well I gained about 10 pounds that month I was stuck on the air force base, they have some damn good food.
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I say get creative and find ways to make his life miserable, like putting maple syrup on his doorknob, or shoepolish his doormat to ruin his carpets, etc... It's almost as satisfying as beating his ***, yet without the risks.
But there are still a ton of douche bags that **** me off everyday. Like for instance, those ******* cyclists that ride their bikes in the middle of the road acting like they own it.
I'm with my parents for the summer until I find a place to buy, and if any of you know the markham woods bike trail in longwood you know there are a ton of those jerk-offs that ride their bikes on it. It's better than the road, but not when it's 6:00am and still dark out. When you come out of my neighborhood their is a crossing of the street and bike trail. Well the runners, rollerbladers, walkers, and bikers all have to stop before they cross the road. So this asshat doesn't even stop and I almost nail him, it's 6 in the morning and he is also wearing all black spandex. So I beep my horn and tell him to **** off. He jumps off his bike and starts rambling on about sharing the road and how he could beat my *** and so on.
Just because they are 105lbs and ripped doesn't mean they can do ****. I let this **** munch rant on until he said something about my car and it making me be a redneck. I took one step forward he balled his fist up and before he could do anything i threw a right hook and knocked his *** to the ground, he then proceeded to curl up in the fetal position. Me being a somewhat courteous person I left the scene, I could have easily beat the living **** out of him but I didn't want to be a scumbag. I despise those ******** and have been waiting for a moment like that. It has done wonders for me and made my week and year so much better so far.
And yes I seem to run into the most bizarre situations. At least it makes life interesting.
Last edited by DirtyBird222; Jun 7, 2007 at 04:38 PM.


