My friend is pretty busy....
Ltlhomer
-Used turbo kit.......$6,000
-5 gallons of C16.... $40
-Smacktalking while not having a running car for three years... Priceless
And it was only two years.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris' ***** is so large that it actually warps the fabric of space-time. Indeed some physicists now theorise that the passage of time is mearly a byproduct of Norris' colossal erections. This is known as the "Chuck Norris' big **** theory of space-time".
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Back in '84, if Chuck Norris had been the cop behind the counter at the police-station, the Terminator would have never come back.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no Chuck Norris tendon.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the **** down.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Ernie said that NastyTA must have a street car, since he's keeping power steering. I guess keeping that means it's a street car, even though he went to a powerglide.
Ernie said that he never wants a lane with Project Derty.
Ernie said that his biggest fear is to be beat by Mike Brown, and for Mike Brown to rub it in by driving his CE home without a trailer.
Ernie said his other big fear is peeing into the 'trough' at NPR, cuz he thinks other guys are looking at his 'thing.'
Ernie said that he's worried how mad Big Mike will be when he funs faster with a smaller turbo and a car that can driven on the street.
Ernie said that he's not skeered of Tom Kempf's car because Tom will probably be goofy and not run an alternator and have his car always shutting off at half track when making passes.
Ernie cringes when Harlan posts in his threads because Harlan went 8's three years ago.
Ernie drinks Ketel on the rocks and shuns Grey Goose because they sell it at Costco.
Ernie said that air to water is messy.
Ernie regrets that he never had that threesome with Ms. Piggy and Julie Andrews when Julie hosted the Muppets in 1987.
Ernie does not watch ER.
Ernie thinks that someone should put a remote device in Wormy's car so that onlookers can shut it off when the car gets loose because Wormy won't lift.
Ernie is secretly impressed with Big Rick and envies his 'playa' lifestyle.
Ernie wonders why Brady thinks putting his sunglasses on top of his baseball cap visor is cool.
Ernie also thinks that Brady builds cool cars.
Ernie thinks that KP is in the federal witness protection program and that's why he moved to tenesee.
Ernie thinks Mightymouse will finally run 150mph this year.
Ernie said he will give Stangstomper 10 and the bust on River Rd and that Pete will get beat so bad he'll retire again.
Ernie is not gay, but Juggernaut could maybe change his mind.
Ernie said that Kurt@W2W has more knowledge about FI than everyone put together in this forum, but luckily for us he spends all day playing video poker.
Ernie said that Intmd8 will eventually keep changing cams so much that he will eventually go back to the GM hotcam.... in about three cams.
Ernie says that by the time you finish reading this list Nine Ball will have sold or bought another car.
Ernie says that by the time you finish reading this list Spanky LS1 will have sold FI parts or bought new FI parts (and not have even taken them out of the box).
Ernie said that Caveman is the only member on this site with just a mustache.
Ernie said that Steve Turley's car is one bad mamajama and it will be a sad day when Ernie goes faster this year.
Ernie said that NastyTA must have a street car, since he's keeping power steering. I guess keeping that means it's a street car, even though he went to a powerglide.
Ernie said that he never wants a lane with Project Derty.
Ernie said that his biggest fear is to be beat by Mike Brown, and for Mike Brown to rub it in by driving his CE home without a trailer.
Ernie said his other big fear is peeing into the 'trough' at NPR, cuz he thinks other guys are looking at his 'thing.'
Ernie said that he's worried how mad Big Mike will be when he funs faster with a smaller turbo and a car that can driven on the street.
Ernie said that he's not skeered of Tom Kempf's car because Tom will probably be goofy and not run an alternator and have his car always shutting off at half track when making passes.
Ernie cringes when Harlan posts in his threads because Harlan went 8's three years ago.
Ernie drinks Ketel on the rocks and shuns Grey Goose because they sell it at Costco.
Ernie said that air to water is messy.
Ernie regrets that he never had that threesome with Ms. Piggy and Julie Andrews when Julie hosted the Muppets in 1987.
Ernie does not watch ER.
Ernie thinks that someone should put a remote device in Wormy's car so that onlookers can shut it off when the car gets loose because Wormy won't lift.
Ernie is secretly impressed with Big Rick and envies his 'playa' lifestyle.
Ernie wonders why Brady thinks putting his sunglasses on top of his baseball cap visor is cool.
Ernie also thinks that Brady builds cool cars.
Ernie thinks that KP is in the federal witness protection program and that's why he moved to tenesee.
Ernie thinks Mightymouse will finally run 150mph this year.
Ernie said he will give Stangstomper 10 and the bust on River Rd and that Pete will get beat so bad he'll retire again.
Ernie is not gay, but Juggernaut could maybe change his mind.
Ernie said that Kurt@W2W has more knowledge about FI than everyone put together in this forum, but luckily for us he spends all day playing video poker.
Ernie said that Intmd8 will eventually keep changing cams so much that he will eventually go back to the GM hotcam.... in about three cams.
WOW John.... how long did that take to write?????
Or been keeping a list at home since this started kinda like the shooter in Billy Madison....... wear lipstick much????
Hey cars in the 60's had Powerglides...... why not....... same thing as a 400 same 1:1 final drive......
oh and BTW this is how you spell Tennessee
Damn it
Now Kevin (not his real name Folks
) has to relocate....
Ok im off to the track to watch other peoples car's race..... gotta love S. Texas weather.....
Kyle
The Best V8 Stories One Small Block at Time
I play on full tilt but they still have the same bad beats as party poker.
Ernie said that NastyTA must have a street car, since he's keeping power steering. I guess keeping that means it's a street car, even though he went to a powerglide.
Ernie said that he never wants a lane with Project Derty.
Ernie said that his biggest fear is to be beat by Mike Brown, and for Mike Brown to rub it in by driving his CE home without a trailer.
Ernie said his other big fear is peeing into the 'trough' at NPR, cuz he thinks other guys are looking at his 'thing.'
Ernie said that he's worried how mad Big Mike will be when he funs faster with a smaller turbo and a car that can driven on the street.
Ernie said that he's not skeered of Tom Kempf's car because Tom will probably be goofy and not run an alternator and have his car always shutting off at half track when making passes.
Ernie cringes when Harlan posts in his threads because Harlan went 8's three years ago.
Ernie drinks Ketel on the rocks and shuns Grey Goose because they sell it at Costco.
Ernie said that air to water is messy.
Ernie regrets that he never had that threesome with Ms. Piggy and Julie Andrews when Julie hosted the Muppets in 1987.
Ernie does not watch ER.
Ernie thinks that someone should put a remote device in Wormy's car so that onlookers can shut it off when the car gets loose because Wormy won't lift.
Ernie is secretly impressed with Big Rick and envies his 'playa' lifestyle.
Ernie wonders why Brady thinks putting his sunglasses on top of his baseball cap visor is cool.
Ernie also thinks that Brady builds cool cars.
Ernie thinks that KP is in the federal witness protection program and that's why he moved to tenesee.
Ernie thinks Mightymouse will finally run 150mph this year.
Ernie said he will give Stangstomper 10 and the bust on River Rd and that Pete will get beat so bad he'll retire again.
Ernie is not gay, but Juggernaut could maybe change his mind.
Ernie said that Kurt@W2W has more knowledge about FI than everyone put together in this forum, but luckily for us he spends all day playing video poker.
Ernie said that Intmd8 will eventually keep changing cams so much that he will eventually go back to the GM hotcam.... in about three cams.
Ernie says that by the time you finish reading this list Nine Ball will have sold or bought another car.
Ernie says that by the time you finish reading this list Spanky LS1 will have sold FI parts or bought new FI parts (and not have even taken them out of the box).
Ernie said that Caveman is the only member on this site with just a mustache.
Ernie said that Steve Turley's car is one bad mamajama and it will be a sad day when Ernie goes faster this year.
looks like someone has some built up anger
Last edited by Big Mike; Jan 14, 2006 at 11:00 AM.
Yeah should be a fun yr.....................



