Piece of straw and a god-awful redneck tan is a must. If you smoke, you could try rolling your own cigs, that'll make people look twice, or three times. haha

 

^ ha

I always think its pretty redneck to have a big fat (the kind when you cant even close your lips) dip in.

 

That's my favorite!

 

Come hang out in my town and just sit back and watch, bet you'll get tons of ideas. But I say wear a backwards GnR hat with a nice flowing mullet underneath of it. And the cut off flanel with pleanty of chest hair sticking out. Maybe knock out a few teeth if you want the authentic look.

 

Cutoff flanel with tight jeans is a must. Possibly don't brush your teeth for a few days.

 

A jacket with various auto-part companies' patches on it.

 

Yeah dip is a must also. But a hand-rolled cig and dip is a crowd pleaser.

 

get a girl like this!

 

Thanks for all the ideas guys I'm compiling a list as we speak. I dont smoke but I would for that day however I refuse to let anyone smoke in my car. heres the list so far
1.Mullet
2. Tight ripped jean shorts about 2-3 inch above the knee (bleach spots)
3.Ripped Flannel Shirt with a.)firebird shirt underneath, b.)white tshirt underneath, or c.)nothing underneath
4. Socks up to my shins and some shoes to match, maybe some Chucks.
5. Big 'ol 80s style sunglasses
6. Possibly trucker hat backwards

And yes I actually like most of those bands too....god i'm white

 

No, you need the whitewashed Levis fom the '80s!

the sleeveless black concert Tee is also a must.

As for shades, you need a set of wayfarers.

Whoever said fuzzy dice also knows what they're talking about

 

get sum mud on the rear fenders, sum high karate cologne, put sum empty budwieser cans in the back next to a childs car seat held together with duct tape. for exhaust, just take your catback off. maybe throw a spare tire on there...or 3.

 

that old white trash has a nice rack. sorry had to say it

how about post up some pics of this redneck adventure also you could act like the guy in this video inside of link https://ls1tech.com/forums/racer-s-lounge/715128-watch-s-rather-humorous-haha.html

 

Huge *** chaw

 

hmm fuzzy dice is going to be added to the list. Hopefully I will have pictures and a video of the day. We set the date for June 18th.

 

hell yeah fuzzy dice (my idea) also u gotta get a Tone-Loc cd and if u got a dvd in there hook up a regular nes nintendo and one of those huge carphones and i think they came out in the 90's but reebok pumps would seem to fit the stereotype

 

yeah i was thinking that same thing, i figured beauty was only a paper bag and a lightswitch away when i saw that lol....