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Old Aug 22, 2002 | 12:28 AM
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Default Parking ticket.

I don't see a lounge section for this kind of stuff so I thought I'd post it here, if it needs to be deleted I'm sure one of the forum directors will do so.

This was posted on one of the Prowler forums.

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> >>I went to the store the other day. I was only in there
> >>for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn
> >>motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
> >>So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how
> >>about giving a guy a break?'
> >>He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
> >>So I called him a pencil necked ****. He glared at me
> >>and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!
> >>So I called him a horse **** . He finished the second
> >>ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started
> >>writing a third ticket!!
> >>This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused
> >>him, the more tickets he wrote.
> >>I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.
Old Aug 22, 2002 | 04:44 AM
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Take it to a lawyer.I hope you can get off on all of them.
Old Aug 22, 2002 | 09:09 AM
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Alonzo....ha-ha, joke... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="gr_eek2.gif" />

<small>[ August 22, 2002, 09:09 AM: Message edited by: EXTREME RACING T/A ]</small>
Old Aug 22, 2002 | 10:14 AM
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hehehe <img border="0" alt="[jester]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_jest.gif" />
Old Aug 23, 2002 | 12:31 AM
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Hey Alonzo,the last line in that post said"I don't give damn,my car was parked around the corner".
Old Aug 23, 2002 | 12:33 AM
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Moving to Racer's Lounge.




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