I have a bucket of locksauce for this thread stowed away in the back of the fridge soon.

 

Hurry up and post some damn pics/vids charlie

 

With thats kid's luck he probably has [insert virus, disaster, broken bone]

 

actually insert im 865 miles away from the car.

sorry guys, ive had some horrible family problems and im back in indianapolis to get the hell away from my bitch of a mother and dear ol dad as well. I'll be flying back friday so maybe a video then but hell I'll make a new thread with a video so everyone sees it but right now i've got far more important things than the car at this point, I dont even have my truck up here...

 

i am now convinced that this car does not exist

 

lol it does dont worry, im gonna get yall a video I promise

 

As I see it you only have one of two choices...

1) Get real and stop pretending you have a T/A
2) Post pictures of boobies

 

after reading everything i would say crank position senor or you timed the cam way off... did you make sure the you set the timing marks that the number 1 cylinder was at TDC?

 

 

Cam is in backwards. you are blowing air dude.