New LS with NO COMPRESSION!!
Your pushrods are WAY too long, collapsing your lifters and holding the valves open, or more likely....
Your valves are bent.
To replace lifters you'd have to pull the heads. If it was my engine, I'd be pulling the heads to make sure the valves aren't damaged. You MIGHT be able to shine a flashlight into the spark plug hole. Look for a shiny eyebrow. But since it's basically new you may not be able to see it if the piston was dinged by the valves
Look if your pushrods are being very slightly held open you'll still get compression on a compression test. Unless they're like .100" open. But if they're that far open, they'll hit at tdc anyway.
If it's not the valves bent, and you're getting consistent pushrod length measurements and you think they're just too long, the lifters are collapsed. So either way you're pulling heads
I'm sorry but I think you're going to have to remove the heads and evaluate. There's not much more we can do over the internet.
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Look if your pushrods are being very slightly held open you'll still get compression on a compression test. Unless they're like .100" open. But if they're that far open, they'll hit at tdc anyway.
If it's not the valves bent, and you're getting consistent pushrod length measurements and you think they're just too long, the lifters are collapsed. So either way you're pulling heads
I'm sorry but I think you're going to have to remove the heads and evaluate. There's not much more we can do over the internet.
1. Put finger over number one spark plug hole and see if it pushes your finger off.
If not go to step 2
2. Take off all rocker arms set number one down the hole place finger over spark plug hole if finger is pushed off problem is in valvetrain if not it's probably in the shortblock. If it pushes your finger go to step 3.
3. replace rockers leave valve covers off crank engine over until oil reaches all rocker arms. Then back off rockers and crank engine over several more times. Snug down rockers and again finger check number one Cylinder. If still no compression go to step 4.
4. At this point purchase a length checker, remove rockers for number one Cylinder. Measure pushrod length then set tool 0.010 shorter place tool in number one and snug down intake rocker and check for lash the ability to move the push rod up and down if you have no lash rotate the engine watch the rocker open and then close rotate the Crank 1/4 turn from point of closing then recheck lash if no lash note that length back intake off and shorten it again repeat this process until you find the length that gives you lash then go back to the last length and that is the length intake pushrod you need. Repeat these steps on exhaust side and get the right exhaust pushrods make sure you annotate which is which. Once push rod lengths are verified and corrected as needed replace all push rods and rockers spin engine over until oil reaches all rockers. Then repeat step 1. If no compression at this point got to step 5
5. If you are here the problem is in the short block area next is to remove front engine cover and set number one to TDC and. Verify timing marks if timing marks don't line up dot to dot your cam timing is off remove driver side head to degree or if you don't care about doing it right back off your rockers make sure your number one is at TDC and the Crank sprocket dot matches if not mar the tooth that points straight up then match the dot on the cam gear to it so your dots should basically come together with the cam sprocket at 6 and the Crank at 12. If this doesn't resolve the issue then the shortblock needs to come apart.
Hope this helps
Did you Loosen both Rocker Arms on each Cylinder and then blow air in? You can use hose for Compression Tester, just have to remember to remove Schrader Valve in hose. Thats one way to eliminate any bent Valves. It could possibly push piston down at that time so be cautious of that. ( I was replacing Valve seals on a TBI motor and turning Engine over
with long 1/2 Ratchet on the Alternator bolt, you can turn some Engines over that way, and when I plugged Air up, Air pushed Piston down pretty fast and spun Ratchet right upside my Mouth, Hurt like a ****.)
1. Put finger over number one spark plug hole and see if it pushes your finger off.
If not go to step 2
2. Take off all rocker arms set number one down the hole place finger over spark plug hole if finger is pushed off problem is in valvetrain if not it's probably in the shortblock. If it pushes your finger go to step 3.
3. replace rockers leave valve covers off crank engine over until oil reaches all rocker arms. Then back off rockers and crank engine over several more times. Snug down rockers and again finger check number one Cylinder. If still no compression go to step 4.
4. At this point purchase a length checker, remove rockers for number one Cylinder. Measure pushrod length then set tool 0.010 shorter place tool in number one and snug down intake rocker and check for lash the ability to move the push rod up and down if you have no lash rotate the engine watch the rocker open and then close rotate the Crank 1/4 turn from point of closing then recheck lash if no lash note that length back intake off and shorten it again repeat this process until you find the length that gives you lash then go back to the last length and that is the length intake pushrod you need. Repeat these steps on exhaust side and get the right exhaust pushrods make sure you annotate which is which. Once push rod lengths are verified and corrected as needed replace all push rods and rockers spin engine over until oil reaches all rockers. Then repeat step 1. If no compression at this point got to step 5
5. If you are here the problem is in the short block area next is to remove front engine cover and set number one to TDC and. Verify timing marks if timing marks don't line up dot to dot your cam timing is off remove driver side head to degree or if you don't care about doing it right back off your rockers make sure your number one is at TDC and the Crank sprocket dot matches if not mar the tooth that points straight up then match the dot on the cam gear to it so your dots should basically come together with the cam sprocket at 6 and the Crank at 12. If this doesn't resolve the issue then the shortblock needs to come apart.
Hope this helps
Did you loosen both rocker arms on each cylinder and then blow air in? You can use hose for compression tester, just have to remember to remove schrader valve in hose. Thats one way to eliminate any bent valves. It could possibly push piston down at that time so be cautious of that. ( i was replacing valve seals on a tbi motor and turning engine over
with long 1/2 ratchet on the alternator bolt, you can turn some engines over that way, and when i plugged air up, air pushed piston down pretty fast and spun ratchet right upside my mouth, hurt like a ****.)
1. Put finger over number one spark plug hole and see if it pushes your finger off.
If not go to step 2
2. Take off all rocker arms set number one down the hole place finger over spark plug hole if finger is pushed off problem is in valvetrain if not it's probably in the shortblock. If it pushes your finger go to step 3.
3. replace rockers leave valve covers off crank engine over until oil reaches all rocker arms. Then back off rockers and crank engine over several more times. Snug down rockers and again finger check number one Cylinder. If still no compression go to step 4.
4. At this point purchase a length checker, remove rockers for number one Cylinder. Measure pushrod length then set tool 0.010 shorter place tool in number one and snug down intake rocker and check for lash the ability to move the push rod up and down if you have no lash rotate the engine watch the rocker open and then close rotate the Crank 1/4 turn from point of closing then recheck lash if no lash note that length back intake off and shorten it again repeat this process until you find the length that gives you lash then go back to the last length and that is the length intake pushrod you need. Repeat these steps on exhaust side and get the right exhaust pushrods make sure you annotate which is which. Once push rod lengths are verified and corrected as needed replace all push rods and rockers spin engine over until oil reaches all rockers. Then repeat step 1. If no compression at this point got to step 5
5. If you are here the problem is in the short block area next is to remove front engine cover and set number one to TDC and. Verify timing marks if timing marks don't line up dot to dot your cam timing is off remove driver side head to degree or if you don't care about doing it right back off your rockers make sure your number one is at TDC and the Crank sprocket dot matches if not mar the tooth that points straight up then match the dot on the cam gear to it so your dots should basically come together with the cam sprocket at 6 and the Crank at 12. If this doesn't resolve the issue then the shortblock needs to come apart.
Hope this helps
That would indicate your lifters are fully collapsed to me.








then get the correct pushrods