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All I have to do is remove the valve covers correct? No surprises? http://video.ls1tech.com/video/662C7...3CD10C2046.htm
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http://video.ls1tech.com/video/662C7...3CD10C2046.htm
http://video.ls1tech.com/video/04B7A...AE6EB40A79.htm
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Here's what I recommend:
Go to the regional forum and explain your situation. Ask if there's anyone near you who would be willing to lend a hand.
Or if you still want to try convince him how easy it is, go here:
http://www.ls1howto.com/index.php?article=23
Scroll down until you get the paragraph beginning with:
"Now remove all 8 plug wires" Only unplug the end of the plug wire that connects to the coils though since it will make your lifea lot easier.
Once the rockers are removed, the pushrods will free to remove and then:
Insert all 16 pushrods, place the rocker pedestal back on the head, apply MEDIUM STRENGTH! Loctite® to all the rocker bolts and reinstall all the rockers. Torque the rockers to 22lb/ft, rotate the crankshaft 180 degrees and double check the torque on all the rocker arm bolts.
Remember, MEDIUM STRENGTH Loctite.
when you put the valve covers back on, be careful to make sure valve cover the gaskets are all happy and don't get pinched or you'll leak oil.
Make sure you use a torque wrench on the rockers.
Don't overtighten the valvecovers. All they do is hold splashing oil in so they just go nice and snug. Start on a friday night or saturday morning so you have plenty of time.
If you run into a question or problem, post a question in the internal engine section with the word HELP in the title.
Good luck man
Anyway, glad you got it all taken care of, but seriously, we wouldnt try and steer you into doingsomething thats over your head. If you can do something as simple as a brake job, this isnt any harder. Next time ask your dad to read the posts online and maybe he'll be more receptive. LS1howto.com has step by step pictorial directions on how to do all sorts of internal mods like cam and head swaps. Pushrods are covered in the step by step. You could have taken a look with your dad and then decided on wether or not you wanted to try and tackle the project. For 500 bucks i would have atleast given it a shot first, but thats just me. Maybe you arent as tight on cash as I was when i first started ripping into cars.
None the less, glad shes back up and running! ENJOY!!! 

