Houstonian joining up
******* motorcycle cop too...(no i'm not saying that solely because he gave me a ticket, although partly)
cop: "i don't know how you louisiana boys do it but that's not the way we drive in texas"
me: well you pointed for me to pull over there, not under this bridge dude....
cop: "look if you're gonna cop an attitude with me we're gonna have a REAL PROBLEM!"
me: just give me the ticket please.
cop: /walks around my car inspecting every tag and continues to issue me a court summons.
price: $293.00
boy did that make my F---ing day or what.

