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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 12:30 AM
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Cruisin home on the freeway in my GXP doing 72mph on the slow lane passing the selfish liberals in the mid and left lanes that love to exorcise there constitutional right to drive 10mph under the speed limit and **** off the real AMERICANS......story goes just as I built more distance between me and the liberals there comes a volvo S60R doing about buck10 came up my a$$ so fast then jumped into mid lane not noing there was an alfa male in the area...........this means WAR.............you just don't do that when I'am around......alright come on you fascist a$$hole. So I suddenly gunned my all american pushrod v8 on open road and it was smooth sailing caught by 132mph then pulled some, he and I new who's the dominant one here poor guy must of thought I was a v6 that caught up to him on his turbo volvo and him knowing that he had a head start and he had his peddle to the metal........power of this v8 sleeps when I drive around and a$$holes like that wake it up...........PS I was suprised that it to me perdy hard to catch up with him that car fought perdy strong/hard. Then I came home and looked up the car Volvo S60R is a 300hp in line 5 with a turbo yikes!! did not know during the race,I believe he lost like that because of the all wheel drive.
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 07:05 AM
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Uh....yah. . . .
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 08:24 AM
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Nice kill, but I think the story could have been told minus all the stuff about the guy not being a real American, etc. And yea those S60R's are pretty damn fast. He would have gotten a nice jump off the line if the race was from a stop.
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Selfish liberals....war...real americans...constitutional rights...fascism...

Wow...I didn't think the street race could be so political!



And it's also funny how a conservative war mongering alPHa male with a big bad *** gas slurping V8 isn't the selfish one.

1/10 for a good kill...lost points due to useless political vomit and poor paragraph structure.

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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 03:25 PM
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I thought it was pretty funny stuff.
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 03:53 PM
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I guess it's kind of funny considering the irony of some of his statements.
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Ls4GXP
Cruisin home on the freeway in my GXP doing 72mph on the slow lane passing the selfish liberals in the mid and left lanes that love to exorcise there constitutional right to drive 10mph under the speed limit and **** off the real AMERICANS......story goes just as I built more distance between me and the liberals there comes a volvo S60R doing about buck10 came up my a$$ so fast then jumped into mid lane not noing there was an alfa male in the area...........this means WAR.............you just don't do that when I'am around......alright come on you fascist a$$hole. So I suddenly gunned my all american pushrod v8 on open road and it was smooth sailing caught by 132mph then pulled some, he and I new who's the dominant one here poor guy must of thought I was a v6 that caught up to him on his turbo volvo and him knowing that he had a head start and he had his peddle to the metal........power of this v8 sleeps when I drive around and a$$holes like that wake it up...........PS I was suprised that it to me perdy hard to catch up with him that car fought perdy strong/hard. Then I came home and looked up the car Volvo S60R is a 300hp in line 5 with a turbo yikes!! did not know during the race,I believe he lost like that because of the all wheel drive.
Hee Haw!

I woulda' put my payment towards a different set of new wheels if I were yew. Kin' yew say "dubble wiiide?"

Ya' all know if'n dey kech yew dere gonna finde all da warrents out 'fer yew an' yull b in jail. Bettr slow dauwn!
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Originally Posted by nickate
Hee Haw!

I woulda' put my payment towards a different set of new wheels if I were yew. Kin' yew say "dubble wiiide?"

Ya' all know if'n dey kech yew dere gonna finde all da warrents out 'fer yew an' yull b in jail. Bettr slow dauwn!
Oh no. . .not you again
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by hexxLS4
Selfish liberals....war...real americans...constitutional rights...fascism...

Wow...I didn't think the street race could be so political!



And it's also funny how a conservative war mongering alPHa male with a big bad *** gas slurping V8 isn't the selfish one.

1/10 for a good kill...lost points due to useless political vomit and poor paragraph structure.
How else can you juice up a bad situation in a good way?? I told the story use your imagination.........Havn't you noticed anybody that posts anything here always finds himself in the spotlite for online abuse.......and about my poor paragraph structure can you teach me??
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by nickate
Hee Haw!

I woulda' put my payment towards a different set of new wheels if I were yew. Kin' yew say "dubble wiiide?"

Ya' all know if'n dey kech yew dere gonna finde all da warrents out 'fer yew an' yull b in jail. Bettr slow dauwn!
why don't you go and read some spiderman comics.
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 05:56 PM
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Default Nope.

I'd rather come here and read poorly constructed obsenities.

HEEEEEE HAAAAWWWWW!
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by nickate
Ah hope so.

Daisy Duke's gotta niiiice but.
You need to examine your head by a licensed doctor before you hurt yourself.

...............Thanx I knew you would understand.
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by nickate
I'd rather come here and read poorly constructed obsenities.

HEEEEEE HAAAAWWWWW!
Honestly, get the f outta here...nobody likes you.
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 07:19 PM
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Honestly, get the f outta here...nobody likes you.

Where's your proof?
You got quite a fan club going yourself with all your BOGUS INFO that you do not know crap about.

OH look... here's one now!

Who fed you this bullcrap?
Sorry--- you were just talking out YOUR AZZ!


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Nice post DUMBASS.
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by nickate
Where's your proof?
You got quite a fan club going yourself with all your BOGUS INFO that you do not know crap about.

OH look... here's one now!

Who fed you this bullcrap?
Sorry--- you were just talking out YOUR AZZ!


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Nice post DUMBASS.
honestly... do you have nothing better to do then come in here and talk **** and act like an *******? and
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 09:13 PM
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What ever came about of having someone be a Mod solely for the LS4 section? We clearly need one in here to keep the immature bullshit out of here. No sense in coming on this site if you have nothing constructive to add. Amazing how a thread about new track times for the turbo GXP and a thread about a race with an S60 can turn into attacks on one of the more active people in this section. Immature and uncalled for.
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Old Nov 6, 2007 | 11:04 PM
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I think all of us have experiences like that Ls4GXP and in my opinion i don't want to know about it unless you have a video :-\ JMO and yes in your opinion you don't want to know about my opinion yada yada :X
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What ever came about of having someone be a Mod solely for the LS4 section? We clearly need one in here to keep the immature bullshit out of here.
good question!
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